Songless for a Decade, Va. Inches Toward a New Tune
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Virginia's House Rules Committee will break out the boombox this morning and listen to three candidates vying to be the state's official song. There's the anthemlike "Virginia, Ever Enshrined," by a Northern Virginia music teacher; the six-note "Cradle of Liberty," a hymn by a Blacksburg lawyer; and "Virginia," a bluegrass romp by a Giles County musician.
Wait. Didn't they already do this?
Sort of. A decade ago, the General Assembly retired "Carry Me Back to Old Virginia" as the official state song after nearly three decades of objections because its lyrics, including references to "darkies" and "massa," were considered racist. Seven years ago, a prolonged competition for a more palatable song narrowed the list to eight.
And yet, Virginia remains songless.
The effort to designate a ditty has regained traction this year because some lawmakers want a tune that can be sung this spring for Queen Elizabeth, who is scheduled to visit Jamestown to celebrate 400 years of Virginia history. But getting everybody on the same page of sheet music is proving nearly impossible -- yet again.
Area songwriters disgusted by the inaction have come up with their own sendups, including a Randy Newmanesque parody with such lines as, "We may not be the best, but at least we're better than West . . . Virginia." Perhaps most presciently, one of the finalists penned words to the tune of the "Battle Hymn of the Republic" in 2000, predicting that in 2007 there still wouldn't be a decision: "Glory, glory Hallelujah, you don't have the winner, do ya?" One lawmaker was so frustrated a few years back that he nominated "Louie Louie."
Sen. Emmett W. Hanger Jr. (R-Augusta) is the de facto head of the now-defunct state song commission. When "Carry Me Back to Old Virginia," the state song since 1940, was retired to emeritus status in 1997, Hanger headed an "American Idol"-like search for a replacement.
He's taken heat for taking so long, been accused of favoritism, sued for $10 million in unrealized royalties by a rejected songwriter (the suit was thrown out), spent $11,000 from his private campaign funds for the selection process to deflect criticism that he was spending state money frivolously and listened to close to 400 potential state songs, some of which, he says politely, "weren't striking chords."
So why bother? Does anyone really sing "Go, Mississippi" or any of the six official Tennessee state songs? And is the 2003 update to Utah's state song -- with such lyrics as "New technology's here / Growing faster each year" -- really better?
Besides, could there ever be one song that would work for all Virginians -- black and white, tidewater and mountain, fast-growing urban, liberal north and rural, conservative south?
All the more reason to have a state song, Hanger said. Perhaps it would foster a little unity. "Music can do that," he said.
It's just that no one can agree which music.