'Departed' Arrives; Whitaker, Mirren Are King and Queen

Sad to say the audience didn't get a chance to see Sasha Baron Cohen go the stage as Borat for his screenplay. Not that we play favorites. Instead, Best Adapted Screenplay was awarded to William Monahan for "The Departed," the Martin Scorsese gangster film.

"Wow. Valium does work," said the longish-haired and bearded winner, who read (nice touch) from his acceptance speech notes. Without slurring a word. Backstage to the press, Monahan said he wanted to make his adaptation of a Hong Kong crime thriller seeth with the ambiance of Boston, where he is from. "We're a northern country," he said of Beantown. "Very dark and very self denying."

A nice audience moment: Meryl Streep's look of steely pique (in full Anna Wintour of Vogue mode) when presenters Emily Blunt and Anne Hathaway say they forgot her cappuccino. (Didn't get it? An allusion to her film "The Devil Wears Prada.") Speaking of fashion, Milena Canonero bagged one for Costume Design for Sofia Coppola's "Marie Antoinette." "There were many ways we could have gone with the costuming," Canonero said. "But Sofia didn't want it to be too . . . academic."

Then finally, a surprise. The handicappers had long predicted that "Pan's Labyrinth" would snag Best Foreign Film. But it went instead to "The Lives of Others," from writer-director Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck, for his film about the creepy culture of spying on ordinary citizens by the East Germany Stasi during the Cold War.

Back behind the curtains, the first question to von Donnersmarck was in German. And we were patient. Then the second question was in German. Okay. Waiting. Then the third. (Hey,"Pan's Labyrinth" was robbed! Just kidding.)

Von Donnersmarck himself said, "Any questions in English?" One of the reporters asked something along the lines of: Wasn't the Bush administration engaged in the same creepy culture of spying? "I can see where you're heading," the director said. "What could the Stasi have done with today's technology? But as long as we have freedom of speech and you guys do your job we'll be fine."

When he accepted his award, Von Donnersmarck thanked Arnold Schwarzenegger for "teaching me that the words I can't say should be stricken from my vocabulary." Backstage, he explained that Conan the Barbarian was his hero when he was a lad.

Thelma Schoonmaker won for Film Editing for "The Departed." Working with Scorsese, she said, is "tumultuous, passionate, funny and like being in the best film school in the world."

Asked about kissing her signif- -- correction, wife-- after winning Best Original Song, Etheridge said backstage that "I was kissing her because that's what you do when you win an Oscar."

Oscar loves a comeback and Oscar loves a newcomer, and in 25-year-old Jennifer Hudson, you get both. Bounced off "American Idol" by the dastardly Simon Cowell and crew, Hudson was one of 800 actresses who auditioned for the role of Miss Effie White in "Dreamgirls."

Tonight, she did it again. "Oh my God," said Hudson, open mouthed with shock. "I just have to take this moment in. Look what God can do. I didn't think I was going to win." She spoke of her grandmother. "She was my greatest inspiration," Hudson said, a singer, too, with the talent and passion, but not the opportunity. She thanked the Academy, then said, "I have to thank God again."

Andre Leon Talley, the editor-at-large at Vogue (where, by the way, Hudson appeared on the recent cover), wasn't kidding when on the red carpet he called Hudson "America's Princess." She looked gorgeously normal sized. Presenter Jerry Seinfeld got into the spirit. For Best Documentary Feature, "the five depressing films are . . ." Seinfeld said. It went to "An Inconvenient Truth," the little indie film about Al Gore giving his slide show warning of the dangers of global warming.

"We were moved to act by this man," said "Inconvenient Truth" director Davis Guggenheim, who then turned the microphone over to Gore. The former vice president said, "We need to solve the climate crisis. It's not a political crisis. It's a moral crisis. We have everything we need to get started with the possible exception of the will to act, and that's a renewable resource, let's renew it."

Afterward, the first question from the press to Gore began "Mr. President?" That got a laugh. Then he mostly talked about how he is not planning on running for president, how he hoped that presidential candidates would "compete" to see who could talk about global warming the most, and how much he admired the filmmakers.

And in the final (yawn) tally: The show ran 3 hours and 47 minutes -- nearly a half-hour longer than last year's ceremony.