FEMA's 'Unfortunate' Privacy Disaster
Sometimes when they are not busy dealing with natural disasters, FEMA folks just make up their own. We got this letter the other day from Glenn M. Cannon, assistant administrator in the Disaster Operations Directorate.
"Dear Disaster Generalist," he wrote to about 2,300 people on April 16, "an unfortunate administrative processing error at FEMA . . . has resulted in the printing of Social Security numbers on the outside address labels of Disaster Assistance Employee (DAE) . . . reappointment letters."
The mail distribution center mishandled the letters, he said, creating this "unintentional release of Privacy Act information."
Once it figured out what happened, FEMA sprang into action. Everyone affected will get "identity theft protection for one year free of charge," Cannon said.
But wait! That's not all! "Each affected [employee] will receive a personal telephone call to apologize and explain the actions FEMA will take to minimize the impact," he said. And from now on employees will be given personal identification numbers so the agency won't need to use Social Security numbers.
Employees who've already lost their homes to identity thieves can avail themselves of some fine used and not-used trailers . . . (Okay, we made that up.)
Cookin' in Kirkuk
While everyone's been focusing on Baghdad as the key to getting things calmed down in Iraq, the situation in Kirkuk to the north is edging toward serious trouble. The Kurds, who claim the town and the oil-rich area around it as their own, are preparing for a constitutionally mandated referendum later this year.
To make sure the vote turns out right, thousands of Arabs whom Saddam moved up from the south years ago are being encouraged to go back "home," wherever that is. Kurds whom Saddam kicked out are coming back. Turkey, worried about the fate of the large Turkmen population in Kirkuk and Kurdish control of the oil and so on, is rattling sabers.
Even so, the region has been booming of late, building cranes are everywhere, and the region's creaky infrastructure is hardly equipped to handle things.
So the Army has put out a "request for information" looking for urban planners and contractors who might be able to work on "the design of the Kirkuk Master Plan." Work is to begin May 1 and end next April 30.
The proposal says the idea is to "revise and update the master plan" and "identify the priorities . . . and prospects considering the fast changes in . . . land use patterns and other developments."
"Other developments"? Well, unless the tensions can be defused, this might include congestion created by troop movements, tank routes and battery placements if the tinderbox goes up. Planners might want to widen streets for evacuation routes and locate additional fountains in strategic areas to help put out any fires.