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Zero-Based Journalism
The dainty Hillary Clinton.
Man-boob implants.
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Acid klezmer band.
Wearing only a codpiece and a sombrero.
Cancer of the bellybutton.
The yodeling librarian.
George W. Bush's subtlety.
Sonnets by Elmer.
Insufficient cellulite.
Lou Dobbs's hash pipe.
The sensual feel of the speculum.
Sören "Porky" Kierkegaard.
The billionaire manicurist.
I should note that I sought, and used, the help of Post colleagues in assembling these lines. Several of my co-workers dryly suggested that I would find zero Google hits for "Gene Weingarten is hot." Actually, they were wrong. There was exactly one. Unfortunately, it began this way: "I know it's sick and unnatural, but I kind of think . . ."
Gene Weingarten's e-mail address is weingarten@washpost.com.
Chat with him online Tuesdays at noon.
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