Week 727: We Get a C-Section

Pat Robertson Wine: A liter of water and keep praying. (Kevin Dopart, sent from Naxos, Greece)

The Washington Workaholic: Pour shot of blackberry liqueur in a glass. Add a cup of strong black coffee. Check the blackberry. Add ice. Check the blackberry again. (Anne Paris, Arlington)

The Pull My Finger: Old Grand-Dad and bicarbonate of soda. (Roger Dalrymple, Gettysburg, Pa.)

The Orange Monopoly: St. James's rum and Tennessee whiskey; goes perfectly with a New York strip. (Randy Lee, Burke)

The Washington National: A pitcher with nothing. (Bob Dalton, Arlington)

The Fountain of Truth: Diet Coke, Mentos and Sodium Pentothal. (Russell Beland)

The Executive Privilege: One finger, straight up. (Mark Eckenwiler)

Shabbily: A white wine adapted for cultivation in Arkansas. (Mae Scanlan, Washington)

The Manhattan Project: Vermouth, whiskey and heavy water. (Chris Doyle)

A Lindsay Lohan: Same recipe as a Shirley Temple, but substitute tequila for ginger ale and cocaine for the cherry. (Kevin Dopart)

The Tequila X: Cutty Sark with OJ (Beverley Sharp, Washington)

The Katrina Aftermath: Here's mud in your rye. (Chris Doyle)