Week 727: We Get a C-Section

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Mix equal parts Rémy Martin, Möet & Chandon champagne and Cointreau. It's called Le Rem-Moet-Cointreau -- thousands of TV viewers reached for it during this year's Tour de France. (Larry Yungk, Arlington)

Jugo de Chavez: A South American distillate very popular in the United States -- it's even served by the barrel -- though it leaves a bad taste in the mouth. (Joel Knanishu)

The Vasectomy: Dry Sack, straight up. (Jane Auerbach, Los Angeles)

The Herve Villechaize: Nehi and a shot. (Mark Eckenwiler)

Campaign on the Rocks: Dom Perignon, tears. The house drink on the Straight Talk Express. (Mae Scanlan)

Iowa Ethanol Blend: Just Kool-Aid, but all presidential candidates must drink it. (Kevin Dopart)

The SUV: Straight-Up Vodka. Never in water or on rocks. Refill continually. (Russ Taylor, Vienna)

The Coach Gibbs: a truly excellent vintage champagne, gone flat. (Chris Doyle)

The Ron Paul: A drink you make just the way you want it, without bartender intervention. (Roy Ashley)

Next Week: Abridged Too Far, or Tale Wagging Doggerel

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