A Garden of Perverses
Sex has been filling the news for a while.
So I'll sum it all up for you, doggerel-style.
This the ballad of Senator Craig
Potater red-stater, sees gays as a plague
Gets caught with his pants down like some sleazy scuzz
The guy he came on to turned out to be fuzz.
He pleads guilty while acting all sheepish and hapless
For men's-room-stall footsie in south Minneap'lis.
But when it goes public, he's feisty and smug
"I just splay when I void," he explains with a shrug.
It seems now this wasn't his very first tryst
Stories of bathroom encounters persist: