A Garden of Perverses

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By Gene Weingarten

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Sex has been filling the news for a while.

So I'll sum it all up for you, doggerel-style.

Stall Tactics

This the ballad of Senator Craig

Potater red-stater, sees gays as a plague

Gets caught with his pants down like some sleazy scuzz

The guy he came on to turned out to be fuzz.

He pleads guilty while acting all sheepish and hapless

For men's-room-stall footsie in south Minneap'lis.

But when it goes public, he's feisty and smug

"I just splay when I void," he explains with a shrug.

It seems now this wasn't his very first tryst

Stories of bathroom encounters persist:

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