Auto Neuroticism

At last, a reason to feel sympathy for car salesmen

(Eric Shansby)

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By Gene Weingarten

Sunday, November 4, 2007

I used to think there was nothing more fun and rewarding than harassing customer service representatives. What a fool I was. Harassing car salesmen is a lot sweeter.

A Mazda Dealership

Me: I'm looking for a car that's good for making out in. Do you have one of those?

Awad: What do you mean, making out?

Me: You know, with my girlfriend.

Awad: Ha-ha.

Me:

Awad: What's the big deal about making out in a car? Don't you have a house or a hotel?

Me: So, are you saying I don't need to buy a car from you?

Awad: No, I'm not! The Mazda 6, the Tribute, the CX-7 and the CX-9 all have big back seats. You really need to come in and see them.

Me: Great! I'll bring my girlfriend. Can we try 'em out in the showroom?

Awad: This is a very unusual request. We are a family-oriented business.

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