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By Gene Weingarten

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Today I present more googlenopes -- original phrases that, when entered between quotes in the Google search engine, return no hits. They will be paired with their opposites, googleyups: phrases that, however improbably, already are out there somewhere.

(As always, every time a new googlenope is created and published, it ceases to be a googlenope. In this manner, we shall slowly but steadily create a world in which nothing has been left unsaid.)

Googleyup: There is nothing I would change about my life

Googlenope: There is nothing I would change about my hair

Googlenope: the fashionably dressed dental hygienist

Googleyup: the fashionably dressed ho

Googleyup: chocolate covered lettuce

Googleyup: chocolate covered steak

Googleyup: chocolate covered frogs

Googleyup: chocolate covered bacon

Googleyup: chocolate covered pork fat

Googleyup: chocolate covered squid

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