The Other Spears Does The Bump
Thursday, December 20, 2007
We thought she was the good Spears. Sure, Jamie Lynn looked like her big sis in an uncanny Mini-Me sort of way. But tabloids had released nary an underage boozing photo, and "Zoey 101," her Nickelodeon show, was downright wholesome -- especially compared with the jailbait "Baby One More Time" video that Britney was touting at 16. Jamie Lynn was, yes, a role model.
Which is why the news of the 16-year-old's pregnancy Tuesday was so -- and here's a word you don't hear often anymore when affiliated with the Spears brand -- shocking. Somehow the teen managed to bypass the Paris Hilton party photos, the LiLo rehab revolving door, and head straight for the Big Irrevocable of motherhood.
The public can accept a lot from Hollywood. But a rotund teenager on the red carpet, displaying the gestating results of that early sexualization of girls you've heard too much about? Let's just call it the boundary test between societal acceptance and condemnation.
A quick recap, for those who missed out yesterday: Spears = 12 weeks pregnant. Dad = Casey Aldridge, 19, the boyfriend whom she met at church. Plans = keep the baby and raise him/her in Louisiana "so it can have a normal life." It?
It's all a far cry from the sweet character Jamie Lynn plays on "Zoey 101," which for the past three years has chronicled the adventures of a girl attending a formerly all-boy prep school. You know, one of those institutions where lacrosse is funded better than Your Changing Bodies.
As of yesterday, Nickelodeon was responding to questions about "Zoey 101's" fate with this blandly caring statement: "We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well-being."
Which translates to: We'll sit tight and see how this plays out. Season 3 ends with a cliffhanger on Jan. 4, and Season 4 is already in the can.
But don't count her permanently out: "My instinct is that this is a new low," says Michael Levine, a Hollywood publicist who has represented Michael Jackson, Sandra Bullock and Demi Moore. "But I'm telling you there's a 50-50 shot that five years from now she'll be invited to the White House as an ambassador of youth."
In teen scandals of months past, Vanessa Hudgens ("High School Musical") seems to have weathered her recent nudie photo calamity, but have you heard of 17-year-old Oscar nominee Keisha Castle-Hughes since she became pregnant (while promoting her role as the Virgin Mary in "The Nativity Story," no less) and gave birth to a daughter last spring?
But questions of career rebounds aside, the larger issue at hand is how the pregnancy will resound with teen girls around the country.
"It's interesting to note that Jamie Lynn has a good-girl image," says Jessica Sheets of the National Campaign to Prevent Teen and Unplanned Pregnancy. "It's a message that girls should be getting." Message received: Good girls get baby bumps, too.