In Detroit, Not Exactly LOL LOL!

KK: "Hell yeah. Walk in. [Expletive] that."

Beatty, text message, April 8, 2003, 8:55 p.m.: "Did you miss me, sexually?"

KK: "Hell yeah! You couldn't tell. I want some more!"

A month later, midnight:

KK: "That's the first time I couldn't fully seduce you! My game is off. LOL!"

CB: "Your game is way on, baby!"

Oct. 7, 2002, 11:20 p.m.:

CB: "I'm feeling like I want another night like the most recent Saturday at the Residence Inn! You made me feel so damn good that night."

KK: "I feel we can do that in WV [West Virginia] + just relax together. I need you soooo bad . . . "

But that's not all!

Kilpatrick's administration had told the paper for months there had been no "secret agreement" that settled the firing case.

But the paper had filed a Freedom of Information Act suit intended to force the mayor to turn over all records related to the $8.4 million settlement after the trial. A judge ordered the city to turn over a confidentiality agreement that had been signed by the mayor and approved by a city lawyer, specifically keeping the damning text messages from public view.