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The Empire Strikes Back

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A. In the world of journalism, my name is -- how shall I say? -- not universally respected. If I were you, I'd go it alone.

Q. What were the little ribbons that many of the dogs were wearing during this year's Westminster Kennel Club show? (Jack Litchfield; Shaker Heights, Ohio)

A. Those were in memory of "The Bad Newz Eight."

Q. There is much talk about Red Sox Nation, Buckeye Nation, even Clipper Nation. Have your former wives already invited No. 3 to be a part of Ex-Chad Nation? (Phil Cefaratti; Alexandria)

A. She hasn't paid her dues yet.

Q. If Andy Pettitte appears before Congress, will Roger Clemens fly in Pettitte's brother from Sicily to sabotage the testimony? (Tony Accettulla; Pittsburgh)

A. Pay the man, Shirley.

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