Honorable Mentions: 'Stupidcations' Contest

A vacation for skateboarders might be a bruisecruise. (Richard L. Haight, Springfield)

A circum-navigation is an all-bris cruise. (Peter Metrinko, Chantilly)

Rejuvenating trips by boat are sailvations. (Jim Caskey, Rockville)

A worthy synonym to "babymoon" might be bun voyage. (Mike Smith, Baltimore)

A weighcation is your last hurrah before starting a Weight Watchers program. (Kathy Dix, Phoenix, AZ)

(Pre)Siblication: The trip you bring a small child on out of guilt that a baby is about to be born. (David Kanter, Hughesville, MD)

The vacation you take to get over a previous horrendous vacation is a recovercation. (Beth Little, Ashburn)

A return to your native country, with the goal of gorging on the local cooking you miss so much, is a fill-grimage. (Grace Schaefermeier, Alexandria)

Taking a fauxcation involves using your time off to sightsee in your hometown, visit the local tourist attractions and eat meals in nearby restaurants. (Jo Alderman Greenberg, Columbia)

Oblivacation: A trip you make solely out of a sense of duty to someone else and which holds little chance of being truly enjoyable. (Jason Johnston, Washington)