Week 755: Take Another 'Whack

. . . if you send text messages letting your daughter's friends know that "she's a woman now." (Jeff Brechlin)

. . . if you decide to join in the fun and dress up as a wizard for the school parade -- and it's the Black History Month parade. (Anne Paris, Arlington)

. . . if on your sonogram, the fetus makes a "no pictures!" gesture with his hand. (Jay Shuck, Minneapolis)

. . . if the seat of your size 3X sweat pants says "Juicy." (Judith Cottrill, New York)

. . . if, when driving your 13-year-old and his girlfriend to the movies, you give them a lecture about unprotected sex. (Beverley Sharp, Washington)

You just might be from Georgetown . . .

. . . if you find yourself instinctively grabbing a free parking place nowhere near your destination, because God knows when you'll find another one. And you're in Wichita. (Anne Paris)

. . . if the only Metro you've been on was in Paris. (Steve Fahey, Kensington)

. . . if the art in your house is worth more than the house. (Ira Allen, Bethesda)

. . . if you have an orthopedist, an allergist, a urologist, a gastroenterologist and an ophthalmologist on retainer. And that's for your cat. (Tom Murphy, Bowie)

You just might not be an animal rights enthusiast . . .

. . . if you consistently bowl over 200 when using armadillos. (Jeff Brechlin)