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Global Warming: Boo, Hiss

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Gordon: As predators, Burmese pythons are a lot like alligators. Most human deaths by alligator happen to people who are trying to save their dogs. We get anxious about our pets.
Me: So you're saying . . .
Gordon: I'm saying that if your dog is getting wrapped by a python, it's not good to intervene.
Me: I'm not tasting much lemonade, Gordon. I want to be fair here. Conservatives need a silver lining.
Gordon: Well, maybe it'll be good for strippers.
Me: What?
Gordon: Strippers like to perform with Burmese pythons. It's their snake of choice.
Me: That's hot.
Gordon: Appropriately enough.
Gene Weingarten can be reached at weingarten@washpost.com.


