More Honorable Mentions From Week 756

We just got so many good plays on headlines this week that we couldn't help spilling some over into the Great Maw of the Web. In addition to the Honorable Mentions below, there were a number of funny ideas that were sent by too many people to be credited individually. Lots of people came up with:

Arenas Might Be Back Soon Verizon Center, FedEx Field Apparently Just Wandered Off in Middle of Night

Nationals Have Logjam Up the Middle Desperate Coach Hires Team Proctologist

30 Big French Cities Fall to the Opposition [Various typical French-surrender jokes]

Far-Flung Tibetans Find Unity in Protest Being Catapulted Out of Lhasa Is Just Wrong, They Agree

Now for the actual ink:

Spring Festival Turns Violent Fists Fly After Cheating Accusations at National Slinky Championships (Christopher Lamora, Arlington)

Johnson Hopes for a Major Step Forward Lakers Great Starts Professional 'Mother May I?' League (Russell Beland, Springfield)

Drinking Rules But Whoring Finishes a Close Second (Tom Murphy, Bowie)

Grass-Roots Markets May Help Stave Off N. Korean Food Shortages Kim Jong Il Declares: 'They Taste Like Chicken' (Dave Zarrow, Herndon)

Taco in One Hand, Remote in the Other It's Not Your Father's Beltway Anymore (Kevin Dopart, Washington)

World's No. 2 Economy Has Vacancy at Top No. 1's Top Is Pretty Vacant, Too (Cy Gardner, Arlington)