Three Wise Guys: Where Our Questions Come From, What Happens in Heaven and More About Peacocks
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Dearest Wise Guys:
I think people who store ketchup in the refrigerator (rather than in the cabinet or cupboard) are stupid. What do you think?
Joe: I agree completely. I always store condiments next to my bed.
Dan: I think people who refrigerate maple syrup are insane.
Justin: I think we're all in agreement here. I salt-cure everything and hang it in my closet.
Dear Wise Guys:
Assuming that one is fortunate enough to be allowed into Heaven, how does one then pass the time?
Dan: As my friend Belinda used to say, Heaven is a place on Earth. So if it's anything like my Earth, I assume one passes the time watching a "Real Housewives of Orange County" marathon on Bravo. Except in Heaven, I wouldn't have to take bathroom breaks.