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A. Let me put it this way: Just because you start cooking rib-eye steaks on your George Foreman Grill doesn't make you an executive chef.

Q. Is it possible for a basketball team to run out of timeouts? (Tim Reinhart; Stevens Point, Wis.)

A. No.

Q. Does Patrick Ewing Jr. get a discount when he goes to the Gold Club in Atlanta? (Tim Reinhart; Stevens Point, Wis.)

A. I laughed every time I called up this entry from my e-mail queue, so Mr. Reinhart has become the first twice-in-the-same-week Ask The Slouch winner.

Q. When Cedric Benson was arrested and charged with boating while intoxicated, officers had to pepper-spray him to get him down. Wouldn't Benson have been easier to get down if officers just handed a football off to him? (Stu Tentoni; Delafield, Wis.)

A. Pay the man, Shirley.

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