Week 765: It's Doo-Dah Day

2. Left: The charges are horrible -- dozens of little girls forced to dress and pose provocatively! Mirrors! Poles!

Left man: The scum!

3. Left man: Uh, this is a ballet school. (Russ Taylor, Vienna)

2. the winner of the slightly bent It's Happy Bunny sign with the legend "No sucky losers allowed":

1. Rrrring.

2. Why, yes, I WOULD like to switch cellphone providers. I've been waiting for your call.

3. Voice on phone: "Code blue! Code blue! Telemarketer down!" (Roy Ashley, Washington)

And the Winner of the Inker

1. Washington just robs you of it after a while.

2. Yeah, it's time to get some.

3. First guy: Good thing there's a backbone store.

Second guy: I'm afraid to knock.

(Randy Lee, Burke)