Week 765: It's Doo-Dah Day

1. Man: We almost have enough votes to pass the Moral Rectitude Act of 2008.

2. Same man: That is, we will in a moment.

3. Senator Craig? Senator Vitter? Could we borrow you for a few minutes? (Jay Shuck, Minneapolis)

1. Man 1: For once, the meeting ended early -- where to?

Man 2: Let's go look at something we don't get to see at home.

2. Man 1: We've gotta be careful -- if the wives find out, we're dead.

3. Man 2: Wow, check out those cupcakes!

Man 1: Yeah, I'll be glad when our wives are off this Atkins kick. (Jim Ward, Manassas)

Next Week: Look It Up in Your Funk & Wagnalls, or Lexicon Artists