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Microsoft TV: Too True to Be Funny!
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BUTTHEAD: You ever wonder what happens to those plastic blister-packs that stuff comes in?
BILGEY: The ones you have to open with a knife?
CUSTOMER: No.
BUTTHEAD: Well, that's what these windows are made of.
BILGEY: They're much safer than regular windows. Watch!
(Butthead smacks a window with a hammer; a chunk falls out.)
BILGEY: With a normal window, glass would be all over.
CUSTOMER: But now this one has a hole in it.
BUTTHEAD: No problem! These windows have a patch kit. It's free. We'll send it to you. Even tell you how to install it!
CUSTOMER: But I'm not a windows installer!
BILGEY: You are now.
CUSTOMER: Besides, I can't even open these windows.
