Death Knocks (Again) at 'Meerkat Manor'

Tragedy struck
Tragedy struck "Meerkat Manor" shortly after filming this season, with the hit-and-run death of one of the tiny stars. (Animal Planet)
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By Lisa de Moraes
Friday, June 6, 2008

A star of a beloved TV series has died in a vehicle accident shortly after shooting for the upcoming season wrapped, a network executive confirmed yesterday. But the network will not disclose the name of the star lest it upset fans.

The show is "Meerkat Manor," where the cast members drop like flies because it's, you know, real life and the life expectancy of a meerkat is even shorter than the average career span of a supermodel. On this show alone, meerkat stars whose television careers got cut short include Flower, Mozart, Carlos, Tosca, Big Si, Shakespeare, Cazanna, Kinkajou and the latest fatality.


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Tragically, the latest meerkat to find his/her way to the Rainbow Bridge -- that's where all beloved animals go when they die, according to greeting card companies -- is Rocket Dog, Flower's daughter, who had become the dominant female of the Whiskers group.

The Kalahari Meerkat Project reported to the producers in late April that Rocket Dog died after being hit by a car. Word of the death surfaced on the Animal Planet Web site's "Meerkat Manor" chat room on May 1 but was not discovered by The Reporters Who Cover Television until yesterday -- two days before the show's fourth-season debut. And yes, there's just no being too cynical when covering the TV industry.

"It is a shame, but life happens," Gene Gaines of Sterling said of Rocket Dog's death. Gaines is a co-founder of the East Coast Meerkat Society, whose 450 members hail from 11 countries. "I can be outraged that they permit trucks anywhere near the meerkats, but that is totally unreasonable. . . . I'm simply going to trust the researchers," Gaines told The Post's Emily Yahr.

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The six-inch TV star was killed in what is being described as a hit-and-run while crossing a road in the Kalahari Desert, where she and her community are being studied by Cambridge University researchers while starring in their own series. That information is from an Animal Planet publicist who spoke to The TV Column.

The show's fourth season had finished shooting on Feb. 28, so for you ghoulish types out there, you will not view the death this coming season.

Word of the death getting out is kind of a bummer for the network and show producers who had given this season the tag line "More Sex, Less Death."

We're guessing this marketing campaign has something to do with trying to boost the show's numbers. In its third season, the average audience for each episode's premiere telecast was 797,000 viewers; the last original telecast, in November, premiered with 762,000 tuned in. But watching all that meerkat mortality is not for the faint of heart.

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