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Results of The Style Invitational's First Portmanteau Contest

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Dershowitzer: An expert in cannon law. (Chris Doyle, Forsyth, Mo.)

Dubyak: Not exactly the Gettysburg Address. (Milo Sauer, Fairfax)

Ethiccup: A brief, involuntary suspension of one's moral principles. (Chris Doyle, Forsyth, Mo.)

Expresso: A strong coffee drink made with breast milk. (Bruce Evans, Washington)

Foxymoron: A perfect 10 in looks and IQ. (Milo Sauer, Fairfax)

Frigidiot: Those shirtless guys at January football games. (Jimmy LaCaria, Watertown, N.Y.)

Genitaltruistic: A polite way of describing the promiscuous. (John Griessmayer, Roanoke)

Hemperor: A drug kingpin. (Tom Witte, Gaithersburg)

Humordure: Poopy jokes. (Chuck Smith, Woodbridge)

Impotentate: Saddam, before Viagra. (Paul Dudley, Ellicott City)

Internetherworld: Where failed dot-coms go. (Stephen Dudzik, Olney)

Jihades: Where suicide bombers go. (Tom Witte, Gaithersburg)

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