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Results of The Style Invitational's First Portmanteau Contest

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Ketchupscale: Condiment made exclusively of tomahtoes. (Mike Genz, La Plata)

Kimchihuahua: Asian food made with secret special ingredients. (Stephen Dudzik, Olney)

Leotarp: Plus-size workout wear. (Milo Sauer, Fairfax)

Liberalchemy: Tax plus spend equals happiness for all. (Steve Fahey, Kensington)

Malaproposition: "Hey, babe, want to preamble over to my place and copopulate?" (Dan Steinberg, Falls Church)

Manureporter: A gossip columnist. (Leni Steiner, Baltimore)

Monotontological: Relating to the dullness inherent in existence. (Seth Brown, Williamstown, Mass.)

Moulin Rouget's Thesaurus: A compendium of related words about truth, beauty, freedom but, above all, love. (David E. Romm, Minneapolis)

Mountaine'er-do-well: A hillbilly who makes Snuffy Smith seem like Laurence Olivier. (Sue MacDonald, Cincinnati)

Muslimbaugh: Islam's really conservative branch. (Frank Mullen III, Aledo, Ill.)

Necromantic: When you slip a ring on your lover's hand, then sacrifice a chicken so she can rise again and dance joyously with you to celebrate your eternal life together. (Beth Baniszewski, Cambridge, Mass.)

Orgasmithsonian: A museum of pornography. (John Holder, Rock Hill, S.C.)

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