Darren Gladstone, PC World
PC World
Saturday, June 21, 2008
12:19 AM
Welcome back to PC World's weekly celebration of slack. For this installment, I stand in line and wait patiently for the next summer blockbuster ... and later, I get infected with love for EA's Spore.
"Excuse me ... what is everyone waiting in line for?"
"Metal Gear Solid 4," I tell the attractive blonde walking by. Responding to her vacant stare, I fill in the blanks. "A video game."
"Ohhh," she says icily, "gamers." And with a smirk, she walks off into the night. She isn't the last person to ask--boozy businessmen, homeless people, each one reacting like the couple hundred people in line are nuts for being here at 10:30 at night. Are we, though? (Okay, maybe the guys who dressed up like Metal Gear Solid 3 characters might qualify.) But people line up to watch a hot new movie about to release. They camp out to nab the best seats at a concert. Every Sunday, folks have a tailgate party outside the stadium. Gaming just happens to be a relatively new--often misunderstood--pastime, and I'm standing here in line amongst the believers.
Lorenzo Ochoa has never waited in line for a video game before. He barely even sweats catching a movie on opening night. But here he is, having been standing in line since about 6 p.m. to get his hands on Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots. "I was here earlier, and when I'd heard the game would be available at midnight, I decided to wait." For him, it's worth it. "I really like the way he [Hideo Kojima, the game's creator] blends in a deep story and well-conceived characters ... and the way the games look are amazing," says Ochoa.
"A lot of people criticize the games because there are lots of cutscenes and sometimes not enough gameplay--but I think that's a good thing," says Ali Aiti, another fan in the queue. "It's like an interactive movie. In fact, it bridges my passion for movies and games."
Midnight strikes, and the line starts moving. As I approach the register, I find myself wondering if people will line up like this to see The Incredible Hulk. The clerk who overhears me answers, "Yeah, that Hulk game came out the other day. Nobody really came in and asked for it yet."
"Actually, I was talking about the movie."
"Oh, that's coming out this week. I forgot."
I could sit around and ponder how the release of MGS 4 might affect ticket sales for the newest superhero movie. I mean, studios worried that Grand Theft Auto 4's release might bite into theIron Manopening weekend. MGS4 ships only for the PlayStation 3, so I don't know if it will make as big a dent or be a massive system seller, but that's a whole other conversation (Dyson at Destructoid.com has a great entry that I agree with, so no need to rehash that). But never mind--I have a game to play.
I finally get the game home around 1 a.m. and pop in the disc. My reward: 8 minutes of installing files to the PS3's hard drive as I watch Solid Snake chain-smoke. (I wish I was kidding.) Maybe I'll take a quick nap. (Limited spoilers ahead.)
I press the Start button to kick off the madness.
I press Start again after a couple of cool but fake commercials set up the vibe of what's happening in the world. (Plenty of randomized videos pop up, giving clues and insight--so pay attention to everything!)
A gravelly voiced Solid Snake explains how messed up the world has become. Already I can tell that this title is on a Blu-ray Disc. The details are amazing, and the Dolby Digital quality is stellar. Oh, wait, here comes my first bit of game feedback--my controller is vibrating.
Hey, I'm controlling my guy for a second! Quick, run from enemy fire!
Back to more cool action scenes to watch. I kick back and put up my feet.
I'm in control--time to run for cover (again), but from robots this time.
Another break from the action, and I yawn. Around this time I actually grab for my remote to try to pause the video. That's right, I forgot it was a game for a second. It looks that good. And I control that little.
And ... that's when I nod off. Not a knock against the game--it was a long day, and I forgot to pound a Red Bull.
Seriously, though, you don't want me to spoil the experience, do you? Here's my two cents: Metal Gear Solid 4 is almost the exact opposite of Grand Theft Auto IV and other open-world games. It gives you a definite course to follow, and it has a big story to tell. The world looks amazing, and, yes, you'll want to keep a bucket of popcorn and a bottle of Coke handy so you can relax and savor all of the cutscenes. Just think of it as the best movie you ever played.
(And when you're done, you can seek out enemies online for a whole other multiplayer experience. Play as a member of one of the two opposing forces, or be the superspy in the middle, picking off people on both sides.)
Don't forget that our very own Matt Peckham is working on his review of MGS 4, as well as a great collection of insights from playing all of the previous titles. Be sure to check out his Game On entries from this week.
Wait, there's more on Metal Gear, and stuff about Spore, on the next page!
Metal Gear Gear
I've learned all sorts of lessons from Solid Snake. For example, put a giant cardboard box over yourself--in an office, in the middle of a fancy restaurant, itdoesn't matter--and nobody will notice you! So it only makes sense that if I buy a $60 Bluetooth headset crafted to look like an aging supersoldier's earpiece, it will work with military precision, right? Wrong. Salespeople tried hawking these bum Bluetooths to people in line for MGS 4. Fortunately, I already knew better. The fine folks at GadgetMadness got one in the mail to test, and according to their reports, the audio is MIA. It works decently when paired with a PlayStation 3 (for special use during the game's single-player campaign and online multiplayer matches), but the second you try pairing the headset with a phone, you'll likely not hear anything except the occasional "!" you'll be yelling because of the lousy sound quality.
I have some good news for you Windows Mobile phone owners, though: I found a collection of MGS sound effects made for plugging into your handset. Trust me, nothing boosts your geek cred like having your phone chirping the incoming-message sound from a game. I will upload the .zip file here soon, but in the meantime, big props go out to the folks on the PPCgeeks.com forums (free registration required to download mgs.zip).
Earlier this week we had a chance to peek inside Will Wright's newest brainchild, Spore. The game is really a universe-in-a-box that you create (and share with the world). You can follow your creation from primordial tide pools to space exploration and everything in between. Lucy Bradshaw, the game's executive producer, explains how the game and the Spore Creature Creator will work in our latest video interview. Learn more about this mind-blowing new experience!
While everyone else is blowing megabucks this week on the latest Metal Gear Solid, an addictive revamped classic, Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3, is assaulting the PS3 and Xbox 360--and it'll cost you only $10. What's the deal? You play as one of three characters and blast anything that gets in your way. Upgrade guns, hop into vehicles, destroy, repeat. There isn't much more to it than that. Commandos 3 is a fun throwback to a simpler time of quarter-munching arcades. Heck, I could've financed a dot-com venture with all the quarters I blew on the original game. The only difference this time (besides the stylish 3D graphics, that is) is that you can play with two other squadmates, on the couch or online.
Senior Writer Darren Gladstone geeks out over gadgets, games, and odd uses for humdrum tech. In other words, he's a nerd--and he's okay with that.