Kids, It's the Doody Truth

By Henry Allen
Washington Post Staff Writer
Thursday, July 31, 2008

All lives feel like they're lived in exile from something, because they are.

That's the way it is, boys and girls.

So, 60 years after I appeared on the "Howdy Doody" show, I'd like to offer a qualified thanks to Howdy, Buffalo Bob, Clarabell, Big Chief Thunderthud, Mr. Bluster, all of them, for wising me up -- and sending me into exile from Doodyville the instant I walked on the set.

I was 7, an excitable boy, but one who cast a cool eye on things, who actually courted disillusion. It seemed the only way to escape childhood and its children "with their shallow violent eyes," as the poet Philip Larkin put it. Of course, I would end up taking refuge in a world of grown-ups with their sly and shopworn eyes, but the "Howdy Doody" show gave me all the warning I needed about that, too.

"Say, kids!" Buffalo Bob would shout from Doodyville every afternoon on our black-and-white TVs. "What time is it?"

And 40 or so members of the Peanut Gallery would scream, with adenoidal glee: "It's Howdy Doody time!" This time zone was one where the sad limits of both adults' and children's worlds gave way to infinite possibility, pure animal joy. Except it didn't exist. I learned this on the day my sister Julie and I ended up in a New York studio doing our share of the screaming, thanks to an aunt who worked at NBC. (The Peanut Gallery was a tough ticket. You had to know somebody.)

It's hard to describe how big Howdy Doody was then, a symbol of NBC the way the peacock would be later. The show started at 5:30 in the afternoon, this being 1948 when the networks didn't even broadcast till late afternoon. Television was new and wildly exciting, like jet planes breaking the sound barrier, and fluoroscopes that X-rayed your feet inside your new Thom McAn shoes. We watched our toes wiggling in the fluoroscope because we could, and we watched television because it was television. We'd sit on the floor of the Hamlins' living room and watch the test pattern, watch anything -- Charlie Chaplin shorts, silent cartoons with Koko the Clown slipping out of an inkwell to make mischief in the electronic snowstorm that was the picture in those days.

Then: "Say, kids!" It was time for Howdy Doody, along with Clarabell, a clown of the Auguste variety, as it's known, a low slapstick type with a ruff and a seltzer bottle he'd squirt, often at Buffalo Bob, who wore a Western rig -- a shirt with fringe, buckskin style.

Howdy himself was a marionette who wore cowboy clothes, too -- tiny boots, a neckerchief and a checked shirt. He had freckles. If he'd been a real boy, he would have looked like a genetic oddity -- it occurs to me now -- perhaps one exhibiting the rare Williams syndrome (one in 7,500 births) with the pendulous lower lip and preternatural cheer that would appear later in Alfred E. Neuman, the "What, Me Worry?" mascot of Mad magazine.

Among the 4-year-olds in my neighborhood, there was belief that Howdy was a real boy, but at 7, I'd grown beyond that. I corrected them gently, pointing out that the little vertical lines on his jaw gave him away.

Vertical lines were fine: We lived then in a Golden Age of puppetry, along with ventriloquism. Charlie McCarthy wisecracked on the lap of Edgar Bergen, and Jerry Mahoney perched on Paul Winchell, vaudeville acts that had continued into radio and television. The vertical lines were part of the game, as was the ventriloquism, which was said to be a mysterious ability to "throw" your voice without moving your lips. I hadn't bothered to wonder who was throwing his voice into Howdy's mouth. (Nor had I wondered how it was that ventriloquism was a hit on radio, where you couldn't keep an eye on the ventriloquist's lips, to see if he moved them.)

Our trip to Doodyville started well enough. We probably rode from Fanwood, N.J., to New York on the Jersey Central, with its steam locomotives. We may have taken a Hudson River ferry, a huge, thundering thing that didn't move on or through the water as much as it shoved it aside like a bouncer clearing a crowd.

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