Soap Stars, Having a Ball
Monday, August 18, 2008
A few soap stars were in town from New York over the weekend for a magazine photo shoot. They were dressed up to look like presidential couples -- or what presidential couples would look like if they were starring in a soap opera. Jackie Kennedy with a heaving bosom. Bill holding Hillary in a smoldering embrace. George and Martha Washington in an erotic fantasy scene involving grapes.
"Absolutely exquisite! Love it! Love it!" cried the shoot's creative director, Angelique O'Neil, upon seeing soap actress Terri Colombino with her hair and face all dolled up as a sexy Nancy Reagan. Colombino slid off her robe in the hotel suite and pulled on a hand-painted white couture gown that retails for $2,950. It did look like the dress Nancy wore to the 1981 inaugural ball, except with considerably more cleavage.
"Too bad we're not going to the Emmys -- I would totally wear this," said Colombino, who on "As the World Turns" plays a character named Katie Peretti Frasier Coleman Kasnoff Snyder, who's been married five times.
"Well, six, actually, but two times to the same man," Colombino clarified.
In walked Austin Peck, who plays Katie Peretti Frasier Coleman Kasnoff Snyder's husband on the show. He was wearing a tux and displaying a remarkably square jaw and one of those little divots in his chin. He looked like he was about to say something like If we don't find the antidote, everyone in Oakdale will die!
"Is my hair all right?" he asked. The hairstylist -- "hair artist," she corrected; sorry, the hair artist-- studied Peck's dark locks and sprayed them some more. Then Peck and Colombino took the elevator to the lobby of the Willard InterContintental, where they were to pose as Nancy and Ronnie, walking hand in hand to an imaginary ball.
Downstairs, a photographer and a team of photo assistants were setting up a series of glamorous scenes for CBS Watch!, the network's marketing and fan magazine, which regularly features stars from CBS's various shows. A few hotel guests and passersby gawked, though they seemed not to know whom they were gawking at. (For one thing, the actors looked as if they should be famous -- with trim bodies and stark white teeth -- but they weren't household faces. And they certainly didn't look like the Reagans.) This is for the January issue -- a nod to the Inauguration season, as depicted by four actors from "As the World Turns."
This is the part where we say, Oh, the metaphor. So much of politics is a soap opera these days, with who's cheating on whom; with tales of campaign staffers squabbling with each other like members of a wealthy small-town family fighting over the family fortune; with the discovery of shocking long-lost family relations ( Why, cousin Cheney !); with naked ambition and prejudice and redemption and, occasionally, really great hair; and finally -- nothing less then the fate of Oakdale hanging in the balance.
"Poor people," said actress Ewa da Cruz, thinking of how America's politicians have to contend with the media's endless airing of their filthiest laundry. It isn't like that with politicians in her native Norway. It is like that, of course, for her character, a gorgeous heiress named Vienna Hyatt -- get it? think Paris! -- who has, at various points, lost her fortune and been left at the altar.
Da Cruz's hair was being sprayed by the hair artist into a Jackie Kennedy bob. Behind her was a row of lacy, sequined, gauzy gowns, the sort Vienna Hyatt would have worn before she lost her fortune. In the next room of the suite, Dylan Bruce ("Dr. Chris Hughes") waited to play his turn as JFK and explained his soap opera character's love life.
"Are you ready for this?" Bruce asked. "The lady that I first dated when I came on the show is the sister to the woman I'm dating now, but in actuality she's the woman's mother."