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Tired of reading the same predictable Halloween stories every year? Us, too! That's why we bring you Faux Halloween Headlines for 2008:
" 'It Was Like the Running of the Moose': Chaos Breaks Out Over Sarah Palin Wigs, Glasses"
"Eco-Friendly, Carbon-Neutral, Fructose-Free Organic Treats the Whole Family Can Enjoy! Or Pretend To!"
"Parents Find Deadly 401(k) Statements Hidden Inside Chocolate Bars. 'Gavin Just Looked at It and Got Sick,' Says Horrified Mom"
"Slutty Cheerleader Costumes Now Made for Infants, Toddlers"
"Turn Your Foreclosed House Into a Haunted One in 7 Easy Steps"
"4-Year-Old Expelled for Wielding Foam Samurai Sword. 'I Don't See Why a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Can't Carry a Safety Whistle Instead,' Principal Says"
"Tina Fey Going as Joe Biden for Halloween"
-- Monica Hesse
