Miami Hotels: The Posh Keep Getting Posher
Sunday, November 9, 2008
So what'll it be? The place with the six infinity-edge swimming pools or the one with the bathroom chandelier that doubles as a shower head? The resort where beach butlers roam the premises with champagne carts or the hotel where no guest -- even on the most scorching of days -- will ever be far from a chilled facial towel?
You've gotta hand it to Miami. What other city would double down on conspicuous consumption in these perilous times?
To be fair, Miami's glittering new (and newly renovated) properties have been in the works for some time; all were planned long before the economic crunch. But even as the city's hotels deal with unprecedented low occupancy, all hail to the newcomers: either anachronistic monuments to excess or perversely reassuring, depending on your point of view.
On Miami Beach
· The Fontainebleau Miami Beach. When it opened in 1954, this Morris Lapidus-designed behemoth was something of an oddity, its gently curving main building branded "avant-garde," and not in a nice way. But it didn't take Miami long to embrace the Fontainebleau. For a time, everyone from Rat Pack sun seekers to James Bond (he played gin rummy poolside in 1964's "Goldfinger") flocked to the place. But in the '90s, when the action shifted to South Beach, the Fontainebleau became something of a rundown relic.
"If you create a stage and it is grand, everyone who enters will play their part," Lapidus once wrote, never imagining that "everyone" would include Victoria's Secret models, who will rechristen the resort with a fashion show Saturday, the day after the Fontainebleau officially reopens. 4441 Collins Ave., http:/
What's Old Miami: two new towers (1,504 rooms total), 11 restaurants and lounges, a free-form pool and a redesign of the lobby's signature "stairway to nowhere."
What's New Miami: oversize tubs with jets; a 40,000-square-foot spa where guests can get rained on, misted or steamed; a restaurant by Alfred Portale (of New York's Gotham Bar and Grill).
SPF rating (Spectacle, Poshness, Fabulosity): 20
· Eden Roc. Just next door to the Fontainebleau stands another Lapidus-designed property, this one from 1956. It, too, became an icon of '50s elegance (credit its multiple appearances on TV's "I Love Lucy"), and it, too, was allowed to fade for a time. But the Eden Roc is back with a vengeance, thanks to a $180 million renovation of its original building and the construction of an adjacent 21-story tower of rooms. (The tower opens later this month; the main building reopened in October.) 4525 Collins Ave., http:/
What's Old Miami: 632 rooms (349 renovated, 283 in the new tower), 50,000 square feet of indoor and outdoor event space, a restaurant just 12 feet from the ocean.
What's New Miami: 5,000-square-foot rooftop terrace, six infinity-edge swimming pools, a high-tech spa boasting a cool-then-warm lagoon waterfall.