Let's Talk About an Addition That Needs Vetting

Gallery

Presidential Pets

Take a stroll down memory lane and reminisce about White House pets from the past.

» LAUNCH PHOTO GALLERY

You could go with that FDR thing you've been talking about. Fala, FDR's Scottish terrier, was the Lincoln of first dogs. (You've also been reading Lincoln, but he left his dog, Fido, at home in Springfield, Ill., when he moved to the White House.)

"No other presidential pet touches Fala for popularity," said Claire McLean, founder and chief executive of the Presidential Pet Museum, in Presidents Park in Williamsburg, Va. "It was wartime then. He was with the president constantly and relieved stress and gave the nation something light and upbeat and happy."

How about playing that popularity card, updated? More than 42,000 people voted in an American Kennel Club election for the best dog for your daughters. The poodle won, which is just sooo like a poodle, but it's good to sometimes give the electorate what it wants.

Given all factors considered, though, we're going for something else. We're going with something fitted to your size, physique and the temperament of your chief of staff. Yes, we're talking about what the AKC calls "the well-conditioned middleweight athlete of dogdom," the boxer!

Even better, the agency's Web site says, "The breed is known for standing up on its hind legs and batting at its opponent, appearing to box with its front paws." Perfect for dealing with Congress!

Not that we've forgotten about the kids. The AKC: "One of the breed's most notable characteristics is its desire for human affection, especially from children. They are patient and spirited with children, but also protective, making them a popular choice for families."

It's just a thought, sir. But given the nature of your new job, we think you might need a good friend who doesn't think much of newspapers, never reads popularity polls and always reminds you to keep your left up.

Learn more about presidential pooches in the exhibit "First Dogs: American Presidents and Their Pets," at the Newseum, 555 Pennsylvania Ave. NW, through March. Call 888-639-7386 or visit http://www.newseum.com.