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Going Where No Cardinals Fan Has Gone Before

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Q. Why on Earth would Tim Tebow return to Florida for another year? (Dan Segal; Chicago)

A. The campus library is to die for.

Q. If you hadn't been cheated on Internet poker, would you be able to pay us more than $1.25? (Paul Elstein; Columbia)

A. Actually, they don't have to cheat me to beat me. So take your buck twenty-five and leave me be.

Q. Is the Obama presidency a direct result of the NFL's implementation of the Rooney Rule? (Scott D. Shuster; Watertown, Mass.)

A. Pay the man, Shirley.

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