Obama Opens a Television Cabinet

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Of course! The entire Cabinet (and other key Obama appointments) were right there all along, in front of our slack, basic-cable-addicted faces. Sanjay Gupta for surgeon general is only the beginning. Call off all the searching, the tedious vetting processes, and grab a remote.

Here are Style's nominations for administration positions:

Tim Gunn

Interior

Angelina Jolie

Labor

Suze Orman

Office of Management and Budget

Lou Dobbs

Homeland

Security

Anderson Cooper

FEMA

Kelly Ripa

Energy

Oprah

Dept. of Oprah

Supporting Cast

Wolf Blitzer

White House Situation Room

Willie Nelson

Agriculture

Ty Pennington

Housing and Urban Development

Real Housewives of Atlanta

Commerce

Jim Cramer

SEC

Charles Barkley

Solicitor General