Hollywood for Ugly People Meets . . . Hollywood
We are making history this week. It is a momentous event, something we will tell our children's children about.
Yes, it's true: Oprah is in Washington. What, you thought this was about the inauguration?
There's that, too, of course. Barack Obama becomes president today. But even if he achieves nothing over the next four years, he has already given this town something it prizes above most anything else: the affection of Hollywood.
Springsteen, Bono and Beyoncé performing at the Lincoln Memorial. Maureen Dowd's townhouse so jammed with stars -- Larry David, George Lucas, Ron Howard -- that even Tom Hanks and Ben Affleck have trouble getting in. Spike Lee and Susan Sarandon expected at the Creative Coalition Party, and a Huffington Post party anticipating Halle Berry, Leonardo DiCaprio, Steven Spielberg, Sharon Stone and Stevie Wonder.
And, towering over all of them, and all of us, there's Oprah: Sitting down to a private dinner with Obama and staff at Blair House. Partying at the Root Ball with the likes of Larry King. Moving her show to the Kennedy Center for a couple of days this week. "I can't think of any place I'd rather be in the world than right here, right now," Oprah told her audience yesterday, before a show with Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Faith Hill, Mary J. Blige, Will.I.Am and David Foster. Oh, and some guy named Joe Biden, with his wife, Jill.
The queen of daytime television managed to elicit a bit of news from the vice president-elect and his wife that had eluded the nation's political journalists. "Joe had a choice to be secretary of state or vice president," Jill confided.
"Shhh!" her husband interjected.
"No?" a worried Jill Biden asked her husband. "Well, okay, he didn't," she said, trying to recover.
Biden raised his eyebrows. Oprah's audience laughed. Jill Biden continued: "I said, Joe, if you're secretary of state, you'll be away. See you at a state dinner once in a while."
Uh-oh. So Hillary Clinton was Obama's second choice? The Obama transition rushed out a clarification: "To be clear, President-elect Obama offered Vice President-elect Biden one job only -- to be his running mate."
But political intrigue could wait for another day. It was time for Washington to bask in its return to popularity, courtesy of Obama, after eight years of estrangement from Hollywood.
"Don't we all feel like we are sort of vibrating?" Oprah asked her guests yesterday.