Mr. (Tainted) Peanut Pleads the Fifth
In another time, Stew Parnell, the man whose peanut butter killed eight people and sickened 550 more, would have been put in the stocks or the pillory. Congress didn't have such tools at its disposal yesterday, so lawmakers did the modern equivalent: They put him through the walk of shame.
The House commerce committee hauled Parnell up to testify under subpoena, even though lawmakers knew the Peanut Corporation of America boss would take the Fifth. Before calling him to the witness table, they heard from the grieving relatives of Parnell's victims. They made him take the oath, then invited him to sample some of product he shipped even though he knew it had tested positive for salmonella. Finally, they forced him and his lawyers to take a quarter-mile perp walk on Capitol Hill, chased by television cameras and reporters jamming microphones in his face and shouting questions:
"Mr. Parnell, did you put profits ahead of the public's health?"
"People died, sir. Do you have anything to say to their families?"
Parnell, limping as he fled on foot, jaywalked across Independence Avenue, stealing anxious glances at the pursuing pack of cameras as his lawyer urgently worked his cellphone to locate their getaway car. The fleeing peanut tycoon had to backtrack when his entourage was blocked by a fence on the Capitol grounds, eventually finding their Suburban near the U.S. Botanic Garden. Only when the cameras had given up the chase did Parnell smile and accept a congratulatory pat on the back from a colleague.
Parnell, it would seem, is a man without shame. His company, the FDA says, knowingly shipped salmonella-tainted products at least a dozen times, endangering the elderly in nursing homes, children in school-lunch programs, and everybody who eats Keebler cookies, Clif Bars or 1,900 other items made with Parnell's bad nuts. Yet Parnell and his colleagues couldn't be bothered to attend the first panel during yesterday's hearing, when three men spoke of their relatives who had died or been sickened by Peanut Corporation's food. Invited to show a dollop of remorse, Parnell declined.
"You heard the last panel, did you not?" asked Rep. Bart Stupak (D-Mich.), chairman of the commerce subcommittee holding the hearing.
"On advice of my counsel, I respectfully decline to answer your question based on the protection afforded me in the United States Constitution," Parnell answered in a mechanical Southern drawl.
"I just asked if you heard the other panel," Stupak pointed out. Parnell repeated his Fifth Amendment right.
It's not clear that yesterday's hearing will lead to a legislative fix; what Parnell's company did, after all, is already against the law. But to deter others as brazen as Parnell, a searing public censure may be every bit as important as the criminal prosecution he probably will face. For once, lawmakers' grandstanding served a useful purpose.
Rep. Greg Walden (R-Ore.) held up a plastic container wrapped in yellow caution tape. He vowed to ask Parnell to "sample some of the products that he didn't think were a problem sending out to the rest of us." Walden displayed a poster-sized e-mail from Parnell, who, referring to products that had tested positive for salmonella, wrote: "Let's turn them loose."
More damning e-mails followed: Parnell's complaint that the positive salmonella tests were "costing us huge $$$$$"; his letter to employees after many positive salmonella tests saying, "We have never found any salmonella at all"; and his plea when the FDA shut down his plant that his workers "desperately at least need to turn the raw peanuts on our floor into money." Yet another Parnell e-mail -- responding to a frantic note from an employee saying "this lot is presumptive on SALMONELLA!!!!" -- said: "I go thru this about once a week."