Her Archie-Enemy

Gina: Thank you. I was in college. I was constantly getting dumped for blondes.

Gene: I don't know what to say.

Gina: Say that you are embarrassed for your gender and that you will let me tell a blonde joke in your column even though you will probably take some heat for it.

Gene: Okay.

Gina: What do you call a smart blonde?

Gene: What?

Gina: A golden retriever.

Gene Weingarten can be reached at weingarten@washpost.com.