John Kelly's Washington
John Kelly: National Punctuation Day and Its Founder
Hey, you! I have a question: Do you love punctuation? Do you find the dash -- that sublime horizontal line -- to be, well, dashing? Do you promise to love, honor, cherish and obey the comma?
Do apostrophe catastrophes make you seethe? The cat licked it's paws. For sale: Hot tamale's.
And don't forget the period: There's simply nothing better than that tiny pinprick of ink to say, "I'm done, period."
If you are a punctuation lover -- a lover of correct punctuation -- then you probably woke up today as excited as a child on Christmas morning. For today is National Punctuation Day, the day to pull out all the stops, to revel in comma karma, to get to the exclamation point. It's a day for high colonics and high semicolonics.
"For some odd reason, I've always been interested in punctuation," Jeff Rubin, father of National Punctuation Day, told me on the phone from his home in Northern California. "It's just always been that one subset of literacy that has really intrigued me. . . . I still sit around and read the paper, and sometimes I have a red Sharpie in my hand. I play a little game: How many errors can I find today?"
The answer: too many.
Jeff started out as a newspaper reporter, a trade not always known for its rigorous fidelity to error-free writing. Jeff said: "I wanted to get everything right before it went to the copy desk: spelling, punctuation, grammar, style -- everything. It's an affliction, because it's not possible, as you well know."
I know, Jeff. I know.
One incident still galls. When Jeff was at the Norwalk (Conn.) Hour, he filed a story on the new director of the city's housing authority.
"He was a very big guy," said Jeff, who wrote his story using Associated Press style and described the man as "the 6-10 director."
"And my editor changed it to 'the six-to-ten director.' And that's how it ran in the paper. . . . I jumped all over him. I said, '. . . Don't you know your own stylebook?' "
Jeff moved from newspapers to newsletters, which he produces for banks, credit unions, contractors and other businesses. A few years ago, he was ranting about the decline of proper punctuation when his wife said, probably in the way that only a wife can, "You really should find a way to channel your aggression in a more positive way."