A marriage that goes beyond inconvenience
Take his wife -- please.
President Obama, on the lookout for new ways to revive his agenda and break the federal government's impasse, went into the White House briefing room on Tuesday afternoon and, in Henny Youngman style, compared the political opposition to the first lady.
"Bipartisan cannot mean simply that Democrats give up everything that they believe in, find the handful of things that Republicans have been advocating for and we do those things," he told reporters at an unscheduled news conference. "That's certainly not how it works in my marriage with Michelle -- although I usually do give in, most of the time."
In that respect, the Republicans may have more in common with the first lady than the president supposes. They'll be perfectly happy to be his partner -- as long as he gives in.
The president pleaded with Republicans that "despite the political posturing that often paralyzes this town, there are many issues upon which we can and should agree." Lawmakers, by way of response, returned to Capitol Hill and resumed the posturing and the paralysis. In the last vote of Congress before shuttering for the latest snowstorm, Democrats failed to break a GOP filibuster of Obama's nominee to serve on the National Labor Relations Board. Among those joining in the filibuster was the chamber's newest member -- Massachusetts's self-proclaimed independent Republican, Sen. Scott Brown -- whose election last month started Obama's outreach to the newly empowered Republicans.
Of course, Obama's White House isn't without fault in the partisan warfare. Moments after Obama proposed "a seriousness of purpose that transcends petty politics," his spokesman, Robert Gibbs, stood on the same podium and used the spotlight to mock Sarah Palin.
Gibbs displayed for the cameras some notes he had scribbled in his palm, just as the former Alaska governor did at the Tea Party Convention over the weekend. "I wrote eggs, milk and bread, but I crossed out bread," he explained. "Then I wrote down hope and change, just in case I forgot."
There were groans in the briefing room.
The White House didn't announce Obama's appearance in the briefing room, so the first clue that something was up was when the perennially late Gibbs walked into the room two minutes early for his regular briefing. Behind him walked a familiar-looking fellow.
"We're trying to, you know, bring some change that you can believe in," said Obama, who had drawn complaints because he hadn't held a news conference since July. Surprised reporters scrambled to their seats. "It's been a while," ABC News's Ann Compton told Obama when he called on her.
It was just a brief news conference, about 30 minutes, but it brought more attention to talks Obama had held earlier in the day with congressional GOP leaders John Boehner and Mitch McConnell, along with their Democratic counterparts, Nancy Pelosi, Steny Hoyer and Harry Reid.
"It went very well," Obama quipped. "In fact, I understand that McConnell and Reid are out doing snow angels on the South Lawn together."