Baby Bear, banners and bus thefts
Still more questions and answers about D.C. sports, while wondering whether good seats are still available at Nats Park on June 4. Because, you know, who doesn't love a nice baseball game on a spring Friday night?
Q. How would you help an up-and-coming defensive linemen attain the stature of a Dexter Manley?
A. Heck if I know. Let's ask Dexter Manley.
"You've got to want it more so than you want anything in the world," Manley said on ESPN 980 this week. "More so than you want to go out there and chase the next girl."
Perish the thought. And yes, Manley said this before word emerged of that paternity lawsuit being leveled against Albert Haynesworth.
Speaking of whom, Manley joined every living Redskins player, coach, ballboy, cafeteria chef and plant waterer -- and likely many of the deceased ones -- in offering his opinion on Haynesworth's absence from Ashburn.
"When you give a guy $100 million, what are you gonna say to a guy?" Manley asked. "You know, it's hard to control these guys when you pay 'em that kind of money. You give him $42 million in 34 months, it's like, what can you say to a guy that's 6-[foot-]7, 300 pounds who says his stomach hurts?"
You could suggest he buy $12 million worth of Maalox, I suppose. Manley also said that "people sort of see [Haynesworth] bigger than life; he's almost like a little baby bear." Having a toddler, this immediately made me think of the Sesame Street character Baby Bear, who basically just fills screen time between Elmo appearances. Here's what the Sesame Street Web site says about Baby Bear:
"Like a young child, Baby Bear is territorial about his things. Children relate to his difficulty in sharing. However, he is open to new experiences and is also learning to cooperate and share with others."
So yeah, not a bad role model.
Q. What happens if you bring a Caps Southeast Division Champions banner to Machu Picchu?
A. Heck if I know. Let's ask Tom Foye.