What Would Simon Say About American Idol Performances Contest

Tuesday, March 8, 2011; 6:28 PM

Are you tired of all the kind words and softball reviews on the 2011 edition of American Idol? Do you have what it takes to tell Celebritology readers how the Idol contestants really perform each week the way former judge Simon Cowell would have if he hadn't decided to switch gigs? Prove it by posting your review of each week's worst Idol performance in Simon's style in the comment thread of Celebritology's weekly WWSS Contest blog post. We'll highlight your review in a followup post and offer you our profound thanks for bringing some much needed meanness back to our Idol experience.

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