The underwear flap over Bradley Manning
Tighe Barry stood in a cool breeze at the corner of 22nd and C streets in Foggy Bottom wearing nothing but a jockstrap and goosebumps.
A small sign hanging around his neck announced: "I am Bradley Manning."
"Bradley Manning is being held stripped naked in prison today," Barry shouted, as police guarding the nearby State Department grinned. "This is all wrong, and that's why I'm not wearing clothes today!"
Moments later, Barry turned around and gave onlookers the full Manning.
All men should have the right to wear athletic supporters in public - even those, like Barry, with age-related sagging. But I don't see why he and so many others have their knickers in a twist over Manning.
Manning, the 23-year-old soldier accused of divulging government secrets to WikiLeaks, has recently been ordered by military jailers at Quantico to remove his boxer shorts before going to sleep out of fear that he might use the undergarment to end his life.
This is ridiculous, counterproductive and stupid - doesn't the Pentagon know that boxers are far less lethal than briefs? - and State Department spokesman P.J. Crowley correctly said the brig's handling of Manning "is ridiculous and counterproductive and stupid." For this truth telling, Crowley was forced to resign - and the underwear flap has become a wedge issue.
On the left, Manning is being hailed as a hero and a whistleblower for stealing and then making public thousands of classified government documents. The Pentagon, meanwhile, sees Pfc. Manning as a traitor, and so is holding him in maximum-security confinement. The naked truth is that Manning was neither a hero nor a traitor but a misguided kid flying by the seat of his underpants.
A brief explanation is in order.
Crowley, a 26-year Air Force veteran who retired with the rank of colonel, had it exactly right last week when he spoke to a Harvard group. After his claim that the treatment of Manning was stupid, he added: "Nonetheless, Bradley Manning is in the right place" at Quantico, because "there is sometimes a need for secrets."
Liberal supporters of WikiLeaks and Manning have a rather elastic interpretation of Crowley's remarks, embracing the suggestion that Manning had been mistreated but ignoring the contention that he belongs in the brig. On Monday morning, street-theater performers were in full costume outside the State Department, wearing prison jumpsuits (or jockstraps) and carrying a banner proclaiming: "Crowley is right."
"Bradley Manning," said Medea Benjamin of the ubiquitous left-wing protest group Code Pink, "is, for us, an American hero."