Well that's enough from me. Let's hear what's from you.

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St. Louis, Mo.: Capital of the Free World? That's a good one, even Cokie Roberts sounds a little disapproving of what's going on in Washington right now. I'm from the area originally, but it's hard to hold my head up when the leader of the Fear World uses tactics that embrace views that he personally doesn't adhere to as a way of manipulating voter opinions to bait and switch his way to the top.

John Kelly: Don't confuse the locals with the politicos. Most of the Washingtonians I know don't manipulate anything other than the remote control and the occasional burrito. It's these carpetbaggers who come in from the rest of the country who mess things up.

As for what Fearless Leader actually believes, I'm not sure I know. Let's give him the benefit of the doubt. Let's say he did believe Saddam had WMD and that Iraq was connected to 9-11, both of which we now know are NOT TRUE. Let's say Bush's heart was in the right place and he really wanted to free the Iraqi people and plant the flower of democracy in the Middle East. These are all laudable goals. But the fact is, he messed it up completely. Totally bolloxed it, as our coalition partners, the British, might say. Who cares if his heart was in the right place when the execution leaves so much to be desired?

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Arlington, Va.: Regarding FedEx deliveries from one side of the street to the other, what I want to know: did the package have to cross the street by way of Memphis?

John Kelly: A good question, and the answer is "probably not." I'm assuming that the Kennedy Center used FedEx Ground. A FedEx spokeswoman told us that those get sorted at the local facility and then are delivered the next day. It may have gone to Beltsville or Alexandria.

There are stories, though, of firms in New York City shipping packages via Memphis to other firms IN THE SAME BUILDING.

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Just a Question: John, if you had your choice of being either Al Bundy or Homer Simpson, which would you choose?

John Kelly: That's not much of a choice, is it? Why can't I be Remington Steele or Jim Rockford? I guess it comes down to whether I would prefer pitching woo with Peg Bundy or Marge Simpson. I think I'm going to go with Homer.