Jon, at 11, You're a Pumpkin, Capisce?

Shorter Oscars! Every other year comes the promise of a tighter schedule, and every year we sail past 11 o'clock (Eastern time), wondering what takes the show so long? So we mapped it out our way (Hollywood storyboard style, with index cards) leaving time for Jon Stewart shenanigans and montage-ness, and guess what? Our show clocked in at 3 hours 15 minutes - a net saving of, dang, about 10 minutes from recent years. Time to be brutal. Here's our new-new version, at a lean two hours! - Style Staff

Jon, at 11, You're a Pumpkin, Capisce?

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