Memorable Quips About Worst-Dressed
Fashion designer Richard Blackwell -- better known as Mr. Blackwell -- became famous for his acid-tipped critiques of the wardrobes of Hollywood celebrities. "I try to choose famous people I think are up to it," he said. "The smart ones know the value of outrageous publicity." Here are some of his more memorable put-downs.
Singer Madonna: "The bare-bottomed bore of Babylon."
Actress Meryl Streep: "She looks like a gypsy abandoned by a caravan."
Actress Sharon Stone: "An over-the-hill Cruella De Vil."
Actress Lindsay Lohan: "From adorable to deplorable."
Singer Bjork: "She dances in the dark -- and dresses there, too."
Entertainer Cher: "A million beads, and one overexposed derriere."
Singer Britney Spears and socialite Paris Hilton: "Two peas in an overexposed pod."
Model Ivana Trump: "A cross between Brigitte Bardot and Lassie."
Actress Ann-Margret: "Marlon Brando in a G-string."
Actress Joan Collins: "One more pushup, and she'll have three chins."
Actress Marlo Thomas: "Halloween every day."
Singer Dolly Parton: "The Smoky Mountains -- in sequins."
-- Matt Schudel