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<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 780: Location, Location, Location ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/08/29/AR2008082900989.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/08/29/AR2008082900989.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ You know you're in New York when someone breaks into your car just to steal the "No Radio in Car" sign. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[780:]]></category><category><![CDATA[Location,]]></category><category><![CDATA[Location,]]></category><category><![CDATA[Location]]></category><category><![CDATA[Larry Flynn]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russell Beland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arlington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Fairfax]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Peter Metrinko]]></category><category><![CDATA[Springfield]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tom Witte]]></category><category><![CDATA[Annapolis (Maryland)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ashburn (Virginia)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bill Clinton]]></category><category><![CDATA[Burke]]></category><category><![CDATA[Christopher Lamora]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cy Gardner]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dave Ferry]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dave Kelsey]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dave Prevar]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dick Cheney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Drew Bennett]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dublin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Frederick (Maryland)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gary Condit]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gettysburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Henry Cisneros]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jane Auerbach]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jeffrey Contompasis]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jeffrey Susser]]></category><category><![CDATA[John Edwards (Politician)]]></category><category><![CDATA[John O'Byrne]]></category><category><![CDATA[Judith Cottrill]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kaye Washington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Keith Waites]]></category><category><![CDATA[Key West]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kwame Kilpatrick]]></category><category><![CDATA[Lackawanna (New York)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Leila Leoncavallo]]></category><category><![CDATA[Los Angeles]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marc Naimark]]></category><category><![CDATA[Miami]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mustafa B. Laden]]></category><category><![CDATA[Olney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Orlando (Florida)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Paris]]></category><category><![CDATA[Patrick Mattimore]]></category><category><![CDATA[Roger Dalrymple]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rome]]></category><category><![CDATA[Roy Ashley]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Leandro]]></category><category><![CDATA[Silver Spring]]></category><category><![CDATA[Somerville (Massachusetts)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stephen Dudzik]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Hague]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tristan Axelrod]]></category><category><![CDATA[Costco Wholesale Corporation]]></category><category><![CDATA[France]]></category><category><![CDATA[OnStar Corporation]]></category><category><![CDATA[Toyota Prius]]></category><category><![CDATA[Walt Disney World Resort]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chantilly (Virginia)]]></category><category><![CDATA[California]]></category><category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category><category><![CDATA[Virginia]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category><category><![CDATA[New York]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 779: Gripe for the Picking ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/08/22/AR2008082201014.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/08/22/AR2008082201014.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[  ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[779:]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gripe]]></category><category><![CDATA[for]]></category><category><![CDATA[the]]></category><category><![CDATA[Picking]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arlington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Barbara Turner]]></category><category><![CDATA[Brendan Beary]]></category><category><![CDATA[Larry Yungk]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marc Boysworth]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pam Sweeney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tom Witte]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russ Taylor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Beverley Sharp]]></category><category><![CDATA[Burke]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris Doyle]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[Josh Feldblyum]]></category><category><![CDATA[Philadelphia]]></category><category><![CDATA[Vienna]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rockville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Amy Winehouse]]></category><category><![CDATA[Annandale]]></category><category><![CDATA[Annapolis (Maryland)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Athens]]></category><category><![CDATA[Barrett Swink]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bethesda]]></category><category><![CDATA[Brian Cohen]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris Krisinger]]></category><category><![CDATA[Christopher Lamora]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dave Prevar]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dublin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Elden Carnahan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ellen Raphaeli]]></category><category><![CDATA[Falls Church]]></category><category><![CDATA[George W. Bush]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gettysburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[John O'Byrne]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Las Vegas]]></category><category><![CDATA[Lee Dobbins]]></category><category><![CDATA[Liberace]]></category><category><![CDATA[Lisa Trossarello]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mae Scanlan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marty McCullen]]></category><category><![CDATA[New Carrollton]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pete Doherty]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rush Limbaugh]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[Takoma Park]]></category><category><![CDATA[Williamsburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Australia]]></category><category><![CDATA[Benihana Inc.]]></category><category><![CDATA[Good Housekeeping Magazine]]></category><category><![CDATA[Liberace Museum]]></category><category><![CDATA[Nigeria]]></category><category><![CDATA[Texas]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 778: Tied Games ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/08/15/AR2008081502079.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/08/15/AR2008081502079.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ Okay, this year's Summer Olympics do include 302 events in 28 categories of sports. But naturally, that's nowhere enough for a true sports fan. For example, totally unrepresented at this year's Games is the fine sport of chess boxing, in which the opponents do not wrap chessboards in pretty cartons, but indeed alternate up to 11 rounds of, well, yes and yes. Which got X-Treme Loser Kevin Dopart -- who just happened to be on vacation in Athens -- thinking of a contest idea: This week: Combine any two sports or nonathletic activities -- we'll interpret this category broadly in cases of wild funniness -- into a single sport or game, as in Kevin's example above. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[778:]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tied]]></category><category><![CDATA[Games]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russell Beland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arlington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jeff Brechlin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Larry Yungk]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minneapolis]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[Barbara Turner]]></category><category><![CDATA[Takoma Park]]></category><category><![CDATA[Roy Ashley]]></category><category><![CDATA[Athens]]></category><category><![CDATA[Alaska]]></category><category><![CDATA[Andrea Kelly]]></category><category><![CDATA[Annandale]]></category><category><![CDATA[Beverley Sharp]]></category><category><![CDATA[Brookeville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Burke]]></category><category><![CDATA[Christopher Lamora]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cincinnati]]></category><category><![CDATA[Daleville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Eagan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Elden Carnahan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gettysburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jack Fiorini]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jay Shuck]]></category><category><![CDATA[John Bunyan]]></category><category><![CDATA[John O'Byrne]]></category><category><![CDATA[Joy H. Taylor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Larry Flynn]]></category><category><![CDATA[Loren Bolstridge]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marc Boysworth]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marcy Alvo]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mickey Mantle]]></category><category><![CDATA[Nino Scalia]]></category><category><![CDATA[Robert Doherty]]></category><category><![CDATA[Roger Dalrymple]]></category><category><![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sid Vichyssoise]]></category><category><![CDATA[Springfield]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ted Williams]]></category><category><![CDATA[Vienna]]></category><category><![CDATA[William Bradford]]></category><category><![CDATA[William Jefferson Cold Slaw]]></category><category><![CDATA[Williamsburg (Virginia)]]></category><category><![CDATA[AARP]]></category><category><![CDATA[American Pencil Collectors Society]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cold Spring Harbor]]></category><category><![CDATA[eBay Inc.]]></category><category><![CDATA[Freddie Mac Holdings]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ryanair Holdings plc]]></category><category><![CDATA[Toyota Prius]]></category><category><![CDATA[California]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minnesota]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 777: Limerixicon 5 ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/08/08/AR2008080800979.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/08/08/AR2008080800979.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ You needn't be Shakespeare or Thackeray<br>To succeed in PR (known as "flackery"),<br>But to feel yourself whole<br>After selling your soul,<br>You'll be wanting that after-work daiquiri.<br clear="all"/><a href="http://ad.doubleclick.net/jump/wpni.rss/opinion/columns;pos=ad9;tile=9;ad=rss;sz=479x40;ord=352931134639" target="_blank"><img src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/ad/wpni.rss/opinion/columns;pos=ad9;tile=9;ad=rss;sz=479x40;ord=352931134639" border="0" vspace="5"></a> ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[777:]]></category><category><![CDATA[Limerixicon]]></category><category><![CDATA[5]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Peter Metrinko]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russell Beland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris Doyle]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arlington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Lawrence McGuire]]></category><category><![CDATA[Springfield]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[William Shakespeare]]></category><category><![CDATA[Andy Bassett]]></category><category><![CDATA[Annapolis (Maryland)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Anne Paris]]></category><category><![CDATA[Belleville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bethesda]]></category><category><![CDATA[Brent Spence]]></category><category><![CDATA[Burke]]></category><category><![CDATA[Centreville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris J. Strolin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dave Ferry]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dave Prevar]]></category><category><![CDATA[David Kofalt]]></category><category><![CDATA[Fairfax]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gaithersburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gene Weingarten]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gettysburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ira Allen]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jay Shuck]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jesse Jackson]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jon Graft]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kensington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Key West]]></category><category><![CDATA[Lisa Marier]]></category><category><![CDATA[Lynchburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marc Boysworth]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marty McCullen]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mecca]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michelle Pangallo]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minneapolis]]></category><category><![CDATA[North Adams]]></category><category><![CDATA[Olney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russ Taylor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seth Brown]]></category><category><![CDATA[Steve Fahey]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tom Witte]]></category><category><![CDATA[Torino]]></category><category><![CDATA[Vienna]]></category><category><![CDATA[Waynesboro]]></category><category><![CDATA[ePope]]></category><category><![CDATA[Federal Triangle]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jews for Jesus]]></category><category><![CDATA[New Zealand]]></category><category><![CDATA[Oedilf.com]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chantilly (Virginia)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category><category><![CDATA[Texas]]></category><category><![CDATA[West Virginia]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 776: An Act of Sunny Side ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/31/AR2008073101635.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/31/AR2008073101635.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ Had to take my Hummer off the road, but it makes a great backyard greenhouse. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[776:]]></category><category><![CDATA[An]]></category><category><![CDATA[Act]]></category><category><![CDATA[of]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sunny]]></category><category><![CDATA[Side]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris Doyle]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jersey City]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[Los Angeles]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arlington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ashburn (Virginia)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chuck Smith]]></category><category><![CDATA[Eagan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Edgar Allan Poe]]></category><category><![CDATA[Elden Carnahan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ernest Hemingway]]></category><category><![CDATA[Francis Bacon]]></category><category><![CDATA[Geoffrey Chaucer]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jane Austen]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jeff Brechlin]]></category><category><![CDATA[John Donne]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kensington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Manassas]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minneapolis]]></category><category><![CDATA[Olney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pliny the Elder]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russell Beland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Silvia]]></category><category><![CDATA[Springfield]]></category><category><![CDATA[T.S. Eliot]]></category><category><![CDATA[Thomas Jefferson]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tracy (California)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Walt Whitman]]></category><category><![CDATA[West Haven]]></category><category><![CDATA[William Shakespeare]]></category><category><![CDATA[Los Angeles Times]]></category><category><![CDATA[Smith, New York]]></category><category><![CDATA[Connecticut]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minnesota]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 772: More Honorable Mentions ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/31/AR2008073101634.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/31/AR2008073101634.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ The Style Invitational's contest in which we asked readers to alter a literary passage so that it could be understood "by Los Angeles residents under 40," as an L.A. Times reader wrote in a letter to the editor complaining that there were too many big words in a movie review: ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[772:]]></category><category><![CDATA[More]]></category><category><![CDATA[Honorable]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mentions]]></category><category><![CDATA[William Shakespeare]]></category><category><![CDATA[Los Angeles Dodgers]]></category><category><![CDATA[Major League Baseball]]></category><category><![CDATA[National League (Baseball)]]></category><category><![CDATA[NL West Division]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michel Foucault]]></category><category><![CDATA[Los Angeles Times]]></category><category><![CDATA[Abraham Lincoln]]></category><category><![CDATA[Andrea Kelly]]></category><category><![CDATA[Andrew Marvell]]></category><category><![CDATA[Brookeville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Charles Dickens]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cincinnati]]></category><category><![CDATA[Clifford S. Fishman]]></category><category><![CDATA[Culpeper (Virginia)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ellen Raphaeli]]></category><category><![CDATA[Falls Church]]></category><category><![CDATA[Francis Scott Key]]></category><category><![CDATA[Herman Melville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jane Auerbach]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jane Austen]]></category><category><![CDATA[John Bunyan]]></category><category><![CDATA[John Kupiec]]></category><category><![CDATA[Maggie Lawrence]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minneapolis]]></category><category><![CDATA[Olney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Paris]]></category><category><![CDATA[Paul Kocak]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rockville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russ Taylor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Springfield]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stephen Dudzik]]></category><category><![CDATA[Syracuse]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tristan Axelrod]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rodeo Drive]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 775: Ad-dition ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/25/AR2008072500989.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/25/AR2008072500989.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ Drama-kin: Your sister and brother-in-law who always manage to get into a fight at Thanksgiving dinner. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[775:]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ad-dition]]></category><category><![CDATA[Beverley Sharp]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arlington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Brendan Beary]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris Doyle]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stephen Dudzik]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tom Witte]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russell Beland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Christopher Lamora]]></category><category><![CDATA[Larry Yungk]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cher]]></category><category><![CDATA[Drew Bennett]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marc Boysworth]]></category><category><![CDATA[U.S. Department of Agriculture]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris Lusto]]></category><category><![CDATA[Springfield]]></category><category><![CDATA[Australia]]></category><category><![CDATA[OPEC]]></category><category><![CDATA[U.S. Congress]]></category><category><![CDATA[Unless Otherwise Ltd.]]></category><category><![CDATA[Annapolis (Maryland)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bethesda]]></category><category><![CDATA[Burke]]></category><category><![CDATA[California]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chuck Smith]]></category><category><![CDATA[Daleville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dave Prevar]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dublin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Germantown]]></category><category><![CDATA[Grand Rapids]]></category><category><![CDATA[John O'Byrne]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jon Shaner]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Lee Dobbins]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mae Scanlan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Olney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pam Sweeney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Paul Kocak]]></category><category><![CDATA[Peter Metrinko]]></category><category><![CDATA[Phil Frankenfeld]]></category><category><![CDATA[Psychics R Us]]></category><category><![CDATA[Robert M. Doherty]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russ Taylor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Silver Spring]]></category><category><![CDATA[Syracuse]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tikrit]]></category><category><![CDATA[Vienna]]></category><category><![CDATA[Afghanistan]]></category><category><![CDATA[American Bar Association]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bureau of Indian Affairs]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chantilly (Virginia)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Iraq]]></category><category><![CDATA[North American Man/Boy Love Association]]></category><category><![CDATA[PETA]]></category><category><![CDATA[The National Enquirer]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tyson Foods Inc.]]></category><category><![CDATA[UAL Corporation]]></category><category><![CDATA[Walt Disney World Resort]]></category><category><![CDATA[Weyerhaeuser Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michigan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Texas]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 774: Tour De Forks ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/18/AR2008071800935.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/18/AR2008071800935.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ Ikeaburger:<br clear="all"/><a href="http://ad.doubleclick.net/jump/wpni.rss/opinion/columns;pos=ad9;tile=9;ad=rss;sz=479x40;ord=352931135327" target="_blank"><img src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/ad/wpni.rss/opinion/columns;pos=ad9;tile=9;ad=rss;sz=479x40;ord=352931135327" border="0" vspace="5"></a> ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[774:]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tour]]></category><category><![CDATA[De]]></category><category><![CDATA[Forks]]></category><category><![CDATA[United States]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Abraham Lincoln]]></category><category><![CDATA[Beverley Sharp]]></category><category><![CDATA[Roy Ashley]]></category><category><![CDATA[Major League Baseball]]></category><category><![CDATA[National League (Baseball)]]></category><category><![CDATA[NL East Division]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington Nationals]]></category><category><![CDATA[Japan]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tom Witte]]></category><category><![CDATA[Adam Sonofdirt]]></category><category><![CDATA[Andy Bassett]]></category><category><![CDATA[Antonin Scalia]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ari Unikoski]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arlington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Barbara Fritchie]]></category><category><![CDATA[Brady Holt]]></category><category><![CDATA[Charles Foster Kane]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chuck Smith]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cy Gardner]]></category><category><![CDATA[Daleville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dublin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Eagan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Frederick (Maryland)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Houston]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jeff Brechlin]]></category><category><![CDATA[John O'Byrne]]></category><category><![CDATA[Peter Abelard]]></category><category><![CDATA[Peter Metrinko]]></category><category><![CDATA[Reston]]></category><category><![CDATA[Robert Doherty]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russell Beland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Scott Mack]]></category><category><![CDATA[Springfield]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tel Aviv]]></category><category><![CDATA[- Doody]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bethesda]]></category><category><![CDATA[Francesca Kelly]]></category><category><![CDATA[Eden Gardens]]></category><category><![CDATA[FOX News Network LLC]]></category><category><![CDATA[Germany]]></category><category><![CDATA[Grand Theft Auto IV]]></category><category><![CDATA[New Zealand]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pearl Harbor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Peru]]></category><category><![CDATA[Royal Air Force of the United Kingdom]]></category><category><![CDATA[YouTube Inc.]]></category><category><![CDATA[Maryland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minnesota]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chantilly (Virginia)]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 773: Always Looking for Sects ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/11/AR2008071101432.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/11/AR2008071101432.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul is flung onto a roof and just stays there. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[773:]]></category><category><![CDATA[Always]]></category><category><![CDATA[Looking]]></category><category><![CDATA[for]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sects]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dave Prevar]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris Doyle]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pam Sweeney]]></category><category><![CDATA[George Carlin]]></category><category><![CDATA[John O'Byrne]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marc Boysworth]]></category><category><![CDATA[Olney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Patrick Mattimore]]></category><category><![CDATA[Roy Ashley]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russell Beland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Vienna]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[Annapolis (Maryland)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bryan Crain]]></category><category><![CDATA[Modesto]]></category><category><![CDATA[California]]></category><category><![CDATA[Alexandria]]></category><category><![CDATA[Annandale]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ari Unikoski]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arlington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Barry Koch]]></category><category><![CDATA[Beverley Sharp]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bob Kurlantzick]]></category><category><![CDATA[Brendan Beary]]></category><category><![CDATA[Brian Herget]]></category><category><![CDATA[Burke]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris Rollins]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chuck Smith]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cumberland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dan Ramish]]></category><category><![CDATA[Danielle Steel]]></category><category><![CDATA[Danville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dave Komornik]]></category><category><![CDATA[David Komornik]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dublin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ellen Raphaeli]]></category><category><![CDATA[Fairfax]]></category><category><![CDATA[Falls Church]]></category><category><![CDATA[Frederick (Maryland)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gainesville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Germantown]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gettysburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Henry James]]></category><category><![CDATA[J. Larry Schott]]></category><category><![CDATA[John Shea]]></category><category><![CDATA[Lansdowne]]></category><category><![CDATA[Larry Yungk]]></category><category><![CDATA[Lars Wiberg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marty McCullen]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mel Loftus]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michael Mason]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michael Turniansky]]></category><category><![CDATA[N.G. Andrews]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pikesville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Portsmouth]]></category><category><![CDATA[Reston]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rockport (Massachusetts)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russ Taylor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Springfield]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stacey Kenkermath]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stephen Dudzik]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stu Newman]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tel Aviv]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tom Witte]]></category><category><![CDATA[Woodbridge (Virginia)]]></category><category><![CDATA[AARP]]></category><category><![CDATA[Afghanistan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Federal Bureau of Investigation]]></category><category><![CDATA[France]]></category><category><![CDATA[Holmen AB]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kleenex Tissues]]></category><category><![CDATA[Lane Bryant Inc.]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tonya Harding School of Elegant Deportment and Apparel]]></category><category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category><category><![CDATA[Texas]]></category><category><![CDATA[Wisconsin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bowie (Maryland)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 772: Make It Simple, Stupid ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/03/AR2008070301390.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/03/AR2008070301390.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ Other-Coast Loser Jane Auerbach sent the Empress a copy of a letter published in the Los Angeles Times this month in which the writer, Grant Nemirow, whined about a recent profile of a movie director:"How many Los Angeles residents under 40 (a demographic newspapers must keep and expand if they are to remain in business) know the meaning of the following words in this one article: phantasmagoria, bucolic, aesthetic, soupçon, diminution, schadenfreude, contretemps and vicissitudes?" The article with those eight stumpers ran more than 1,200 words. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[772:]]></category><category><![CDATA[Make]]></category><category><![CDATA[It]]></category><category><![CDATA[Simple,]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stupid]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arlington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cy Gardner]]></category><category><![CDATA[Larry Yungk]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russell Beland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Los Angeles]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cary Grant]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chuck Norris]]></category><category><![CDATA[John Malkovich]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stephen Dudzik]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[Frederick (Maryland)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Keith Waites]]></category><category><![CDATA[Los Angeles Times]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bethesda]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bette Davis]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bob Dalton]]></category><category><![CDATA[Brad Alexander]]></category><category><![CDATA[Brampton]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bruce Willis]]></category><category><![CDATA[Casablanca]]></category><category><![CDATA[Christopher Lamora]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chuck Smith]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dan Hauser]]></category><category><![CDATA[Errol Flynn]]></category><category><![CDATA[F. Murray Abraham]]></category><category><![CDATA[Fay Wray]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gaithersburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[George C. Scott]]></category><category><![CDATA[Harvey Keitel]]></category><category><![CDATA[Houston]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jack Nicholson]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jacob Aldridge]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jersey City]]></category><category><![CDATA[John Hinckley]]></category><category><![CDATA[John Shea]]></category><category><![CDATA[Johnny Depp]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jonathan Kaye]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Bacon]]></category><category><![CDATA[Lansdowne]]></category><category><![CDATA[Lee Dobbins]]></category><category><![CDATA[Linda Blair]]></category><category><![CDATA[M.C. Dornan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mae Scanlan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marc Leibert]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marni Nixon]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michael Curtiz]]></category><category><![CDATA[Moe Howard]]></category><category><![CDATA[N.G. Andrews]]></category><category><![CDATA[Natalie Wood]]></category><category><![CDATA[Olney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Patrick Kelly]]></category><category><![CDATA[Phil Frankenfeld]]></category><category><![CDATA[Portsmouth]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rob Wolf]]></category><category><![CDATA[Robert De Niro]]></category><category><![CDATA[Robin Hood]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rockville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russ Taylor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Samuel L. Jackson]]></category><category><![CDATA[Scottsdale]]></category><category><![CDATA[Shrek]]></category><category><![CDATA[Springfield]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sue Pierce]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tehran]]></category><category><![CDATA[Vienna]]></category><category><![CDATA[Waynesboro]]></category><category><![CDATA[Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Academy Awards]]></category><category><![CDATA[Australia]]></category><category><![CDATA[Empire State Building]]></category><category><![CDATA[Germany]]></category><category><![CDATA[Howard Hughes]]></category><category><![CDATA[Italy]]></category><category><![CDATA[NASA]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rosebud Sled Co.]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sweden]]></category><category><![CDATA[U.S. Army]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arizona]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bruce Lee (Actor)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ira Allen]]></category><category><![CDATA[New Jersey]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ontario]]></category><category><![CDATA[Randy Lee]]></category><category><![CDATA[Victor Lee]]></category><category><![CDATA[Woody Allen]]></category><category><![CDATA[Europe]]></category><category><![CDATA[New York]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 771: Groaner's Manuals ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/27/AR2008062702934.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/27/AR2008062702934.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ Primordial Loser Elden Carnahan, having committed Style Invitational ink for more than 15 years, has thought it wise of late to make himself more useful to his church. Elden's current project is to prepare a sort of operations manual for Laurel Presbyterian, and so for advice he immediately turned to his fellow Losers on the Losernet e-mail group, at least for the title of the guide. The best, from Andrew Hoenig of Rockville: "Calvin and Jobs." ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[771:]]></category><category><![CDATA[Groaner's]]></category><category><![CDATA[Manuals]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russell Beland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Christopher Lamora]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arlington]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[Roy Ashley]]></category><category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category><category><![CDATA[Beverley Sharp]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jay Shuck]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mae Scanlan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category><category><![CDATA[California]]></category><category><![CDATA[Steve Offutt]]></category><category><![CDATA[Alexandre de Paris]]></category><category><![CDATA[Andrew Hoenig]]></category><category><![CDATA[Annapolis (Maryland)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Baltimore]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bethesda]]></category><category><![CDATA[Burke]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cabin John]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chuck Smith]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cindy McCain]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dakar]]></category><category><![CDATA[Danville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dave Prevar]]></category><category><![CDATA[David Komornik]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dianne Feinstein]]></category><category><![CDATA[Elwood Fitzner]]></category><category><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton]]></category><category><![CDATA[John O'Byrne]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marc Boysworth]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michael Gaffney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mike Fransella]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mike Ostapiej]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minneapolis]]></category><category><![CDATA[Paul Simon]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rockville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russ Taylor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Springfield]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sue Lin Chong]]></category><category><![CDATA[Theresa Gropelli]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tom Arnold]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tracy (California)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Vienna]]></category><category><![CDATA[AARP]]></category><category><![CDATA[Botox]]></category><category><![CDATA[Catalina Island]]></category><category><![CDATA[France]]></category><category><![CDATA[Glacier National Park]]></category><category><![CDATA[Senegal]]></category><category><![CDATA[South Africa]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stanley Cup]]></category><category><![CDATA[Village People]]></category><category><![CDATA[YFZ Ranch]]></category><category><![CDATA[North Dakota]]></category><category><![CDATA[Europe]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 770: A Knack for Anachronism ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/20/AR2008062001081.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/20/AR2008062001081.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[  If 21st-Century Girls Had 17th-Century Standards<br clear="all"/><a href="http://ad.doubleclick.net/jump/wpni.rss/opinion/columns;pos=ad9;tile=9;ad=rss;sz=479x40;ord=352931135753" target="_blank"><img src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/ad/wpni.rss/opinion/columns;pos=ad9;tile=9;ad=rss;sz=479x40;ord=352931135753" border="0" vspace="5"></a> ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[770:]]></category><category><![CDATA[A]]></category><category><![CDATA[Knack]]></category><category><![CDATA[for]]></category><category><![CDATA[Anachronism]]></category><category><![CDATA[]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 769: Splice Work if You Can Get It ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/13/AR2008061301443.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/13/AR2008061301443.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ Zeppelingerie: Undergarments for the full-figured frau. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[769:]]></category><category><![CDATA[Splice]]></category><category><![CDATA[Work]]></category><category><![CDATA[if]]></category><category><![CDATA[You]]></category><category><![CDATA[Can]]></category><category><![CDATA[Get]]></category><category><![CDATA[It]]></category><category><![CDATA[]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 768: The Events Described Herein Are Entirely Fictitious ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/05/AR2008060501957.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/05/AR2008060501957.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ No fewer than 17 different animal species were beheaded for one small scene in "The Godfather" until Francis Ford Coppola said, "I know -- a horse!" ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[768:]]></category><category><![CDATA[The]]></category><category><![CDATA[Events]]></category><category><![CDATA[Described]]></category><category><![CDATA[Herein]]></category><category><![CDATA[Are]]></category><category><![CDATA[Entirely]]></category><category><![CDATA[Fictitious]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chuck Norris]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arlington]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chuck Smith]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jeff Brechlin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michele Uhler]]></category><category><![CDATA[North Adams]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seth Brown]]></category><category><![CDATA[U.S. Army]]></category><category><![CDATA[Andover]]></category><category><![CDATA[Annapolis (Maryland)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category><category><![CDATA[Beijing]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bob Staake]]></category><category><![CDATA[Brendan Beary]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chick-fil-A Inc.]]></category><category><![CDATA[China]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris Doyle]]></category><category><![CDATA[Christopher Lamora]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chuck Norrises]]></category><category><![CDATA[Clifton]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dan Ramish]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dancing with the Stars]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dave Prevar]]></category><category><![CDATA[Eagan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ecuador]]></category><category><![CDATA[Elwood Fitzner]]></category><category><![CDATA[Falls Church]]></category><category><![CDATA[Fort Washington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Frederick (Maryland)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Fredericksburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gettysburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Greg Pearson]]></category><category><![CDATA[Harry Wood]]></category><category><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jon Spell]]></category><category><![CDATA[Keith Waites]]></category><category><![CDATA[Larry Yungk]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marc Channick]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ned Bent]]></category><category><![CDATA[Olney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Orem]]></category><category><![CDATA[Osama bin Laden]]></category><category><![CDATA[Quito]]></category><category><![CDATA[Robert Gallagher]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rockville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Roger Dalrymple]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russell Beland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ruth Bader Ginsburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sam Ackerman]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Diego]]></category><category><![CDATA[Somerville (Massachusetts)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Springfield]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stafford]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stephen Dudzik]]></category><category><![CDATA[Takoma Park]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Pentagon]]></category><category><![CDATA[Thomas Hansen]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tod Hale]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tom Witte]]></category><category><![CDATA[Vienna]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minnesota]]></category><category><![CDATA[North Dakota]]></category><category><![CDATA[Utah]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 767: Questionable Journalism ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/29/AR2008052902065.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/29/AR2008052902065.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ A. I can't believe that even a French doctor would be okay with this, and I think she's being terribly selfish. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[767:]]></category><category><![CDATA[Questionable]]></category><category><![CDATA[Journalism]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arlington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pope Benedict XVI]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris Doyle]]></category><category><![CDATA[Andrew Hoenig]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bethesda]]></category><category><![CDATA[Christopher Lamora]]></category><category><![CDATA[Houston]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rob Wolf]]></category><category><![CDATA[Roy Ashley]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jay Shuck]]></category><category><![CDATA[Danny Bravman]]></category><category><![CDATA[Columbia (Maryland)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Germantown]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pam Sweeney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Barbara Turner]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cy Gardner]]></category><category><![CDATA[Danville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dave Komornik]]></category><category><![CDATA[Drew Bennett]]></category><category><![CDATA[Fairfax]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gaithersburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Hot Cross]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ira Allen]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jimmy Chews]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jonathan Paul]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kathy A. Fisher]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kerrville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Larry Yungk]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mae Scanlan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michael Mason]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mike Hammer]]></category><category><![CDATA[Olney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Palm Pilate]]></category><category><![CDATA[Randy McNally]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rockville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russell Beland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Samuel Longhorn]]></category><category><![CDATA[Springfield]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stephen Dudzik]]></category><category><![CDATA[Takoma Park]]></category><category><![CDATA[Temple]]></category><category><![CDATA[Norris Mythology]]></category><category><![CDATA[Australia]]></category><category><![CDATA[Prada SpA Group]]></category><category><![CDATA[Texas]]></category><category><![CDATA[Beverley Sharp]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bryan Crain]]></category><category><![CDATA[Carolyn Hax]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chuck Smith]]></category><category><![CDATA[College Park]]></category><category><![CDATA[David Roberts]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dublin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Harvey Smith]]></category><category><![CDATA[Howard Walderman]]></category><category><![CDATA[John O'Byrne]]></category><category><![CDATA[Laura Bennett Peterson]]></category><category><![CDATA[Lima (Peru)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minneapolis]]></category><category><![CDATA[Modesto]]></category><category><![CDATA[Phyllis Reinhard]]></category><category><![CDATA[Preparation H. Chuck]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ron Bottomly]]></category><category><![CDATA[St. Louis]]></category><category><![CDATA[Timothy Leery]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tom Witte]]></category><category><![CDATA[Woodbridge (Virginia)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Preakness Stakes]]></category><category><![CDATA[California]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 766: Think to Shudder ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/22/AR2008052202472.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/22/AR2008052202472.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ When you take your little girl to the circus and the Human Cannonball gives her an unexpected souvenir.<br clear="all"/><a href="http://ad.doubleclick.net/jump/wpni.rss/opinion/columns;pos=ad9;tile=9;ad=rss;sz=479x40;ord=352931138500" target="_blank"><img src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/ad/wpni.rss/opinion/columns;pos=ad9;tile=9;ad=rss;sz=479x40;ord=352931138500" border="0" vspace="5"></a> ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[766:]]></category><category><![CDATA[Think]]></category><category><![CDATA[to]]></category><category><![CDATA[Shudder]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pam Sweeney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[J. Calvin Smith]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[Brendan Beary]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dublin]]></category><category><![CDATA[John O'Byrne]]></category><category><![CDATA[Andrew Hoenig]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arlington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Beverley Sharp]]></category><category><![CDATA[Elwood Fitzner]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gettysburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marian Carlsson]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minneapolis]]></category><category><![CDATA[Peter Metrinko]]></category><category><![CDATA[Takoma Park]]></category><category><![CDATA[Vienna]]></category><category><![CDATA[Drew Bennett]]></category><category><![CDATA[Germantown]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jean-Paul Starter]]></category><category><![CDATA[Julie Thomas]]></category><category><![CDATA[Anne Paris]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ashburn (Virginia)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category><category><![CDATA[Barbara Turner]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bethesda]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bob Kurlantzick]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bob Staake]]></category><category><![CDATA[Brad Alexander]]></category><category><![CDATA[Burtonsville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chevy Chase]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris Doyle]]></category><category><![CDATA[Christopher Lamora]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cleveland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dan Ramish]]></category><category><![CDATA[Donna Justice]]></category><category><![CDATA[Eagan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Fairfax]]></category><category><![CDATA[Frederick (Maryland)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Hillsboro]]></category><category><![CDATA[Howard Cosell]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ira Allen]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jay Shuck]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jeff Brechlin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jennifer Rubio]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jerrie Olson]]></category><category><![CDATA[John Kupiec]]></category><category><![CDATA[John McCain]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kathleen DeBold]]></category><category><![CDATA[Laurie Brink]]></category><category><![CDATA[Lexington (Kentucky)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Loren Bolstridge]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marty McCullen]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michael Crow]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michael Turniansky]]></category><category><![CDATA[Newark]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pam Dalrymple]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pikesville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Prince William County]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rockville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Roy Ashley]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russ Taylor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seth Walton]]></category><category><![CDATA[Silver Spring]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stephen Litterst]]></category><category><![CDATA[Steve Langer]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tom Jabine]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tom Witte]]></category><category><![CDATA[Winston Dictionary]]></category><category><![CDATA[Australia]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chippendale's USA]]></category><category><![CDATA[Date Lab]]></category><category><![CDATA[France]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ireland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kellogg's Corn Flakes]]></category><category><![CDATA[Merriam-Webster Inc.]]></category><category><![CDATA[Uncle Ben's Rice]]></category><category><![CDATA[University of Maryland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Viagra]]></category><category><![CDATA[Visine]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chantilly (Virginia)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Alabama]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minnesota]]></category><category><![CDATA[North Dakota]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 765: It's Doo-Dah Day ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/16/AR2008051603961.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/16/AR2008051603961.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ Some of the loveliest melodies in American music were written by Stephen Foster, the biggest-deal songwriter of the 19th century. Unfortunately, Foster's lyrics don't tend to be quite so lovely to most American ears, since many were written for pre-Civil War minstrel shows, to be sung by white men in blackface. Just as unfortunately, this hasn't stopped those same lyrics from being enshrined as the state songs of Florida ("Old Folks at Home") and Kentucky ("My Old Kentucky Home"). Okay, Kentucky changed " 'Tis summer, the darkies are gay" to " 'Tis summer, the people are gay" -- but wouldn't it be better to just overhaul the lyrics entirely, while preserving the pretty tune? ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[765:]]></category><category><![CDATA[It's]]></category><category><![CDATA[Doo-Dah]]></category><category><![CDATA[Day]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[David Vitter]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jay Shuck]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minneapolis]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russell Beland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Springfield]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jim Ward]]></category><category><![CDATA[Manassas]]></category><category><![CDATA[Beverley Sharp]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bob Staake]]></category><category><![CDATA[Burke]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chuck Smith]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dave Prevar]]></category><category><![CDATA[Eagan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gettysburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jeff Brechlin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marty McCullen]]></category><category><![CDATA[Roy Ashley]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russ Taylor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stephen Foster]]></category><category><![CDATA[Vienna]]></category><category><![CDATA[Windsor]]></category><category><![CDATA[DIY Network]]></category><category><![CDATA[YouTube Inc.]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minnesota]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 765: It's Doo-Dah Day ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/16/AR2008051603351.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/16/AR2008051603351.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ Some of the loveliest melodies in American music were written by Stephen Foster, the biggest-deal songwriter of the 19th century. Unfortunately, Foster's lyrics don't tend to be quite so lovely to most American ears, since many were written for pre-Civil War minstrel shows, to be sung by white men in blackface. Just as unfortunately, this hasn't stopped those same lyrics from being enshrined as the state songs of Florida ("Old Folks at Home") and Kentucky ("My Old Kentucky Home"). Okay, Kentucky changed " 'Tis summer, the darkies are gay" to " 'Tis summer, the people are gay" -- but wouldn't it be better to just overhaul the lyrics entirely, while preserving the pretty tune? ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[765:]]></category><category><![CDATA[It's]]></category><category><![CDATA[Doo-Dah]]></category><category><![CDATA[Day]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[David Vitter]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jay Shuck]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minneapolis]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jim Ward]]></category><category><![CDATA[Manassas]]></category><category><![CDATA[Beverley Sharp]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bob Staake]]></category><category><![CDATA[Burke]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chuck Smith]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dave Prevar]]></category><category><![CDATA[Eagan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gettysburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jeff Brechlin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marty McCullen]]></category><category><![CDATA[Roy Ashley]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russ Taylor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russell Beland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Springfield]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stephen Foster]]></category><category><![CDATA[Vienna]]></category><category><![CDATA[Windsor]]></category><category><![CDATA[American Idol]]></category><category><![CDATA[DIY Network]]></category><category><![CDATA[YouTube Inc.]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minnesota]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 764: Can You Up Chuck? ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/09/AR2008050900514.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/09/AR2008050900514.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[764:]]></category><category><![CDATA[Can]]></category><category><![CDATA[You]]></category><category><![CDATA[Up]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chuck?]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chuck Norris]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marleen May]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris Doyle]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bethesda]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Peter Metrinko]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russell Beland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Brad Alexander]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ellen Raphaeli]]></category><category><![CDATA[Falls Church]]></category><category><![CDATA[Fine McDining]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jay Shuck]]></category><category><![CDATA[John Kupiec]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mae Scanlan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rockville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Vienna]]></category><category><![CDATA[Google Inc.]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chantilly (Virginia)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Crownsville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mary Jo Sweeney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Australia]]></category><category><![CDATA[Andy Bassett]]></category><category><![CDATA[Annandale]]></category><category><![CDATA[Barbara Turner]]></category><category><![CDATA[Barry Koch]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bernard Brink]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bryan Crain]]></category><category><![CDATA[Burke]]></category><category><![CDATA[Carlos Ray Norris Jr.]]></category><category><![CDATA[Claire Danes]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cleveland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dan Ramish]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dublin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ellicott City]]></category><category><![CDATA[Elwood Fitzner]]></category><category><![CDATA[Fairfax]]></category><category><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton]]></category><category><![CDATA[Hollywood]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ira Allen]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jesse Ventura]]></category><category><![CDATA[Joan Rivers]]></category><category><![CDATA[John Henrys]]></category><category><![CDATA[John O'Byrne]]></category><category><![CDATA[Lancaster]]></category><category><![CDATA[Maja Keech]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marc Channick]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marie Antoinette]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mia Wyatt]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michael Levy]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michael Martin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mike Huckabee]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mike Jackson]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mike Sikorski]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minneapolis]]></category><category><![CDATA[Modesto]]></category><category><![CDATA[New Carrollton]]></category><category><![CDATA[North Adams]]></category><category><![CDATA[Olney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Paul Bunyans]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pyongyang]]></category><category><![CDATA[Roy Ashley]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russ Taylor]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Diego]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sarah W. Gaymon]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seth Brown]]></category><category><![CDATA[Silver Spring]]></category><category><![CDATA[Springfield]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stafford]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stephen Gilberg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Steve Baldwin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sylvia Plath]]></category><category><![CDATA[Warren Zevon]]></category><category><![CDATA[7-Eleven Slurpee]]></category><category><![CDATA[Alexandria]]></category><category><![CDATA[Alyssa Glomb]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bear, Stearns & Co. Inc.]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bill Bennett]]></category><category><![CDATA[ChuckNorrisFacts.com]]></category><category><![CDATA[Drew Bennett]]></category><category><![CDATA[Easy-Bake Oven]]></category><category><![CDATA[ESPN Inc.]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jeopardy!]]></category><category><![CDATA[McDonald's Corporation]]></category><category><![CDATA[New Zealand]]></category><category><![CDATA[PEZ Dispensers]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Mutual of Omaha Companies]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Salvation Army]]></category><category><![CDATA[The White House]]></category><category><![CDATA[ThySpace.com]]></category><category><![CDATA[YouTube Inc.]]></category><category><![CDATA[California]]></category><category><![CDATA[North Dakota]]></category><category><![CDATA[Texas]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 763: Another Time Around the Track ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/02/AR2008050203828.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/02/AR2008050203828.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ Some might call it beating a dead horse, but judging from the enormous response to Week 759, as well as to the same contest the previous two years, we think there's more life in the old nag yet. This week: "Breed" any two of the winning "offspring" included in this week's results, and name THEIR foal. Though we regret not limiting the number of entries four weeks ago, we won't limit them this week either, because it's a harder game: Not only are there fewer names to work with, but many of the names already contain puns, and your wordplay should be significantly different from the original. As always, the names must contain no more than 18 characters, including spaces.<br clear="all"/><a href="http://ad.doubleclick.net/jump/wpni.rss/opinion/columns;pos=ad9;tile=9;ad=rss;sz=479x40;ord=352931140703" target="_blank"><img src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/ad/wpni.rss/opinion/columns;pos=ad9;tile=9;ad=rss;sz=479x40;ord=352931140703" border="0" vspace="5"></a> ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[763:]]></category><category><![CDATA[Another]]></category><category><![CDATA[Time]]></category><category><![CDATA[Around]]></category><category><![CDATA[the]]></category><category><![CDATA[Track]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris Doyle]]></category><category><![CDATA[Daddy Rabbit]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russell Beland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cy Gardner]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mae Scanlan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arizona]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dudley Thompson]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pam Sweeney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arlington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tom Witte]]></category><category><![CDATA[Texas]]></category><category><![CDATA[Alexandria]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cleveland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Fairfax]]></category><category><![CDATA[Larry Yungk]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mike Hammer]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rockville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Springfield]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jonathan Paul]]></category><category><![CDATA[Laurie Brink]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kentucky Derby]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[Amy Neff]]></category><category><![CDATA[Andrew Hoenig]]></category><category><![CDATA[Annandale]]></category><category><![CDATA[Barbara Turner]]></category><category><![CDATA[Barry Koch]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bethesda]]></category><category><![CDATA[Burke]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cary (North Carolina)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Charlie Cordova]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris Rollins]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cumberland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Danville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ed Conti]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ellicott City]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gainesville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gato Malo]]></category><category><![CDATA[Germantown]]></category><category><![CDATA[Harvey Smith]]></category><category><![CDATA[Houston]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ira Allen]]></category><category><![CDATA[J. Larry Schott]]></category><category><![CDATA[J.D. Berry]]></category><category><![CDATA[John Hancrock]]></category><category><![CDATA[Laura Bennett Peterson]]></category><category><![CDATA[Leesburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Lori D. Price]]></category><category><![CDATA[MARC Train]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mary Jo Sweeney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mechanicsville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mia Wyatt]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michael Martin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michael Mason]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michael Peck]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mike Jackson]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mike Sikorski]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ned Bent]]></category><category><![CDATA[Olney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pope Benedict XVI]]></category><category><![CDATA[Raleigh]]></category><category><![CDATA[Reston]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ross Elliffe]]></category><category><![CDATA[Roy Ashley]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sam Laudenslager]]></category><category><![CDATA[Samuel Longhorn]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sanford Horn]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stephen Dudzik]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stephen Gilberg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Takoma Park]]></category><category><![CDATA[Warrington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Yuma]]></category><category><![CDATA[Crownsville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bernard Brink]]></category><category><![CDATA[New Zealand]]></category><category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category><category><![CDATA[Google Inc.]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bryan Crain]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dave Prevar]]></category><category><![CDATA[Georgie Boy]]></category><category><![CDATA[Modesto]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tom Boyle]]></category><category><![CDATA[California]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 762: Look This Up in Your Funk & Wagnalls ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/25/AR2008042503015.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/25/AR2008042503015.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ Pomade-Pop: A new soda that hasn't cut much into Coca-Cola's market share. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[762:]]></category><category><![CDATA[Look]]></category><category><![CDATA[This]]></category><category><![CDATA[Up]]></category><category><![CDATA[in]]></category><category><![CDATA[Your]]></category><category><![CDATA[Funk]]></category><category><![CDATA[&]]></category><category><![CDATA[Wagnalls]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Anne Paris]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arlington]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[Baltimore]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sue Lin Chong]]></category><category><![CDATA[Lou Dobbs]]></category><category><![CDATA[Barry Koch]]></category><category><![CDATA[Beverley Sharp]]></category><category><![CDATA[Burke]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cary (North Carolina)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris Doyle]]></category><category><![CDATA[Eagan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gettysburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jay Shuck]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jeff Brechlin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Larry Yungk]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michael Turniansky]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minneapolis]]></category><category><![CDATA[Richard Arnold]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rockville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russ Taylor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russell Beland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sally Burns]]></category><category><![CDATA[Susan Thompson]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tokyo]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tom Witte]]></category><category><![CDATA[Vienna]]></category><category><![CDATA[W. J. Clinton]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michael Baker Corporation]]></category><category><![CDATA[R.E.M.]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Who]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minnesota]]></category><category><![CDATA[Texas]]></category><category><![CDATA[New York]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 761: Strip Mining ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/18/AR2008041802620.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/18/AR2008041802620.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ Style Invitational Official Wonder Boy Bob Staake offers up these three comic strips for your consideration. While considering them, supply the text for any or all of the three. Please just type it up, with indications as to who's saying what; don't scribble it into the drawings. The Empress has enough problems reading your typing. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[761:]]></category><category><![CDATA[Strip]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mining]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[National Football Conference]]></category><category><![CDATA[National Football League]]></category><category><![CDATA[NFC East Division]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arlington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bethesda]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris Doyle]]></category><category><![CDATA[Christopher Lamora]]></category><category><![CDATA[Larry Yungk]]></category><category><![CDATA[Roy Ashley]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tom Witte]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington Redskins]]></category><category><![CDATA[Judith Cottrill]]></category><category><![CDATA[Adam Clymer]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ben Aronin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Beverley Sharp]]></category><category><![CDATA[Burke]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dave Prevar]]></category><category><![CDATA[Eagan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Edward Gorey]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ellen Raphaeli]]></category><category><![CDATA[Falls Church]]></category><category><![CDATA[George W. Bush]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ira Allen]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jeff Brechlin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Larry Craig]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mae Scanlan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Somerville (Massachusetts)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Vienna]]></category><category><![CDATA[Enron Corporation]]></category><category><![CDATA[U.S. Republican Party]]></category><category><![CDATA[Viagra]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minnesota]]></category><category><![CDATA[Texas]]></category><category><![CDATA[New York]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 760: Whacksy Buildup ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/11/AR2008041103368.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/11/AR2008041103368.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ Amish technology blog ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[760:]]></category><category><![CDATA[Whacksy]]></category><category><![CDATA[Buildup]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arlington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Christopher Lamora]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jay Shuck]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Silver Spring]]></category><category><![CDATA[Barbara Turner]]></category><category><![CDATA[Peter Metrinko]]></category><category><![CDATA[Roger Dalrymple]]></category><category><![CDATA[Roy Ashley]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jon Graft]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[Alexandria]]></category><category><![CDATA[Andrea Kelly]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ann Arbor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Art History Majors]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ashburn (Virginia)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Battle Ginsburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ben Aronin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bethesda]]></category><category><![CDATA[Beverley Sharp]]></category><category><![CDATA[Brookeville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cheryl Davis]]></category><category><![CDATA[College Park]]></category><category><![CDATA[Columbia (Maryland)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cy Gardner]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dave Zarrow]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dolly Parton]]></category><category><![CDATA[Eagan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Eric Murphy]]></category><category><![CDATA[Frederick (Maryland)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gettysburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Harry Rosenberg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Hollywood]]></category><category><![CDATA[Howard Walderman]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ira Allen]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jane Auerbach]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jeff Brechlin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jerrie Olson]]></category><category><![CDATA[John McCain]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jonathan Gettleman]]></category><category><![CDATA[Karen Carpenter]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kim Jong-il]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kirstie Alley]]></category><category><![CDATA[L.A. Will Average]]></category><category><![CDATA[Los Angeles]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michael Levy]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minneapolis]]></category><category><![CDATA[Phil Frankenfeld]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pittsburgh]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russell Beland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sanford D. Horn]]></category><category><![CDATA[Simon Cowell]]></category><category><![CDATA[Springfield]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tech Woos]]></category><category><![CDATA[Van Pelt]]></category><category><![CDATA[Warren Rudman]]></category><category><![CDATA[Will Thwart Santa]]></category><category><![CDATA[AK-47 Assault Rifle]]></category><category><![CDATA[Alamo Pentagon]]></category><category><![CDATA[Atlantic Coast Conference]]></category><category><![CDATA[Big Red Ltd.]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cuba]]></category><category><![CDATA[Earth NASA]]></category><category><![CDATA[FDA Warns Against Cantaloupes Breast Implants Should Be Ltd.]]></category><category><![CDATA[Iraq]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ivy League]]></category><category><![CDATA[Merrill Lynch & Co. Inc.]]></category><category><![CDATA[North Korea]]></category><category><![CDATA[Virginia Tech Hokies]]></category><category><![CDATA[Fine McDining]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marie Antoinette]]></category><category><![CDATA[Andrea Mitchell]]></category><category><![CDATA[Anne Harrison]]></category><category><![CDATA[Atlanta]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bello]]></category><category><![CDATA[David Malinowski]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ed Gordon]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jacob Aldridge]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jan Mehler]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michael Peck]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michigan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minnesota]]></category><category><![CDATA[Olney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pam Sweeney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Takoma Park]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tom Witte]]></category><category><![CDATA[West Virginia]]></category><category><![CDATA[Africa]]></category><category><![CDATA[Google Inc.]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ More Honorable Mentions From Week 756 ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/11/AR2008041103319.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/11/AR2008041103319.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ We just got so many good plays on headlines this week that we couldn't help spilling some over into the Great Maw of the Web. In addition to the Honorable Mentions below, there were a number of funny ideas that were sent by too many people to be credited individually. Lots of people came up with:<br clear="all"/><a href="http://ad.doubleclick.net/jump/wpni.rss/opinion/columns;pos=ad9;tile=9;ad=rss;sz=479x40;ord=352931141939" target="_blank"><img src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/ad/wpni.rss/opinion/columns;pos=ad9;tile=9;ad=rss;sz=479x40;ord=352931141939" border="0" vspace="5"></a> ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[More]]></category><category><![CDATA[Honorable]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mentions]]></category><category><![CDATA[From]]></category><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[756]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arlington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Christopher Lamora]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russell Beland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tom Murphy]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ira Allen]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mae Scanlan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tynita Butts]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cy Gardner]]></category><category><![CDATA[Alexandria]]></category><category><![CDATA[Andrea Kelly]]></category><category><![CDATA[Annapolis (Maryland)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Barry Koch]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bethesda]]></category><category><![CDATA[Brian Cohen]]></category><category><![CDATA[Brookeville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Camptown]]></category><category><![CDATA[Carol Ann Linder]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cheryl Davis]]></category><category><![CDATA[Clinton Drops Bombshell]]></category><category><![CDATA[Colonial Williamsburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dave Prevar]]></category><category><![CDATA[Eagan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Havana]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jeff Brechlin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Johnson Hopes]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kim Jong-il]]></category><category><![CDATA[Manhattan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Newark]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sanford D. Horn]]></category><category><![CDATA[Springfield]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stephen Litterst]]></category><category><![CDATA[Streaking Houston]]></category><category><![CDATA[Will Dix]]></category><category><![CDATA[Beverley Sharp]]></category><category><![CDATA[60 Minutes]]></category><category><![CDATA[Exiled Senate]]></category><category><![CDATA[Iran]]></category><category><![CDATA[Review FCC]]></category><category><![CDATA[Viagra]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bill O'Reilly]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gettysburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marty McCullen]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minnesota]]></category><category><![CDATA[FedEx Field]]></category><category><![CDATA[Flavor of Love]]></category><category><![CDATA[National Basketball Association]]></category><category><![CDATA[NBA Atlantic Division]]></category><category><![CDATA[NBA Eastern Conference]]></category><category><![CDATA[Philadelphia 76ers]]></category><category><![CDATA[Verizon Center]]></category><category><![CDATA[New York]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 759: What Kind of Foal Am I? ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/04/AR2008040403563.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/04/AR2008040403563.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ Big Truck + Etched = Mack the Knife ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[759:]]></category><category><![CDATA[What]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kind]]></category><category><![CDATA[of]]></category><category><![CDATA[Foal]]></category><category><![CDATA[Am]]></category><category><![CDATA[I?]]></category><category><![CDATA[Peter Metrinko]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris Doyle]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dan Ramish]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jane Auerbach]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Texas]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ron Paul]]></category><category><![CDATA[Google Inc.]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pam Sweeney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russell Beland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Silver Spring]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arizona]]></category><category><![CDATA[New Jersey]]></category><category><![CDATA[Daddy Rabbit]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gato Malo]]></category><category><![CDATA[Georgie Boy]]></category><category><![CDATA[U.S. Coast Guard]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mayflower Hotel]]></category><category><![CDATA[TheSuperficial.com]]></category><category><![CDATA[Alexandria]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arlington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dick Cheney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dolly Parton]]></category><category><![CDATA[Elizabeth Kelley]]></category><category><![CDATA[Elvis Presley]]></category><category><![CDATA[George W. Bush]]></category><category><![CDATA[Germantown]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gettysburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Larry Yungk]]></category><category><![CDATA[Los Angeles]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michael Levy]]></category><category><![CDATA[North Adams]]></category><category><![CDATA[Roger Dalrymple]]></category><category><![CDATA[Scott Susser]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seth Brown]]></category><category><![CDATA[Springfield]]></category><category><![CDATA[T.S. Eliot Spitzer]]></category><category><![CDATA[Vienna]]></category><category><![CDATA[Harvard University]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kentucky Derby]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sweden]]></category><category><![CDATA[Village People]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chantilly (Virginia)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 759: What Kind of Foal Am I? ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/04/AR2008040403233.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/04/AR2008040403233.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ Big Truck + Etched = Mack the Knife ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[759:]]></category><category><![CDATA[What]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kind]]></category><category><![CDATA[of]]></category><category><![CDATA[Foal]]></category><category><![CDATA[Am]]></category><category><![CDATA[I?]]></category><category><![CDATA[Peter Metrinko]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris Doyle]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dan Ramish]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jane Auerbach]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Texas]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ron Paul]]></category><category><![CDATA[Google Inc.]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pam Sweeney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russell Beland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Silver Spring]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arizona]]></category><category><![CDATA[New Jersey]]></category><category><![CDATA[Daddy Rabbit]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gato Malo]]></category><category><![CDATA[Georgie Boy]]></category><category><![CDATA[U.S. Coast Guard]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mayflower Hotel]]></category><category><![CDATA[TheSuperficial.com]]></category><category><![CDATA[Alexandria]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arlington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dick Cheney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dolly Parton]]></category><category><![CDATA[Elizabeth Kelley]]></category><category><![CDATA[Elvis Presley]]></category><category><![CDATA[George W. Bush]]></category><category><![CDATA[Germantown]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gettysburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Larry Yungk]]></category><category><![CDATA[Los Angeles]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michael Levy]]></category><category><![CDATA[North Adams]]></category><category><![CDATA[Roger Dalrymple]]></category><category><![CDATA[Scott Susser]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seth Brown]]></category><category><![CDATA[Springfield]]></category><category><![CDATA[T.S. Eliot Spitzer]]></category><category><![CDATA[Vienna]]></category><category><![CDATA[Harvard University]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kentucky Derby]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sweden]]></category><category><![CDATA[Village People]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chantilly (Virginia)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 758: Wrong Address ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/03/28/AR2008032802980.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/03/28/AR2008032802980.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[758:]]></category><category><![CDATA[Wrong]]></category><category><![CDATA[Address]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bill Clinton]]></category><category><![CDATA[Britney Spears]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mahatma Gandhi]]></category><category><![CDATA[Eleanor Roosevelt]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris Doyle]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russell Beland]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ira Allen]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jay Shuck]]></category><category><![CDATA[Larry Yungk]]></category><category><![CDATA[Montgomery Burns]]></category><category><![CDATA[Morticia Addams]]></category><category><![CDATA[N.G. Andrews]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tiger Woods]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jean Patou: Joy]]></category><category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category><category><![CDATA[Texas]]></category><category><![CDATA[Brendan Beary]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ellen Raphaeli]]></category><category><![CDATA[Falls Church]]></category><category><![CDATA[Abraham Lincoln]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arlington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bethesda]]></category><category><![CDATA[Beverley Sharp]]></category><category><![CDATA[Burke]]></category><category><![CDATA[Christopher Short]]></category><category><![CDATA[Columbia (Maryland)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Danville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gainesville]]></category><category><![CDATA[George Smith]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gettysburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Groucho Marx]]></category><category><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton]]></category><category><![CDATA[Howard Walderman]]></category><category><![CDATA[J. Larry Schott]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minneapolis]]></category><category><![CDATA[Napoleon Bonaparte]]></category><category><![CDATA[Peter Metrinko]]></category><category><![CDATA[Phil Frankenfeld]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rick Haynes]]></category><category><![CDATA[Robert Elwood]]></category><category><![CDATA[Roy Ashley]]></category><category><![CDATA[Springfield]]></category><category><![CDATA[Woodbridge (Virginia)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chantilly (Virginia)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Florida Gators]]></category><category><![CDATA[Southeastern Conference]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 757: Gorey Thoughts From A to Z ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/03/21/AR2008032101853.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/03/21/AR2008032101853.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ U is for Undies you no longer wear. V's for the Vistas we hope you don't share.<br clear="all"/><a href="http://ad.doubleclick.net/jump/wpni.rss/opinion/columns;pos=ad9;tile=9;ad=rss;sz=479x40;ord=352931144933" target="_blank"><img src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/ad/wpni.rss/opinion/columns;pos=ad9;tile=9;ad=rss;sz=479x40;ord=352931144933" border="0" vspace="5"></a> ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[757:]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gorey]]></category><category><![CDATA[Thoughts]]></category><category><![CDATA[From]]></category><category><![CDATA[A]]></category><category><![CDATA[to]]></category><category><![CDATA[Z]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russell Beland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Paris]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris Doyle]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[J. Larry Schott]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marty McCullen]]></category><category><![CDATA[Peter Metrinko]]></category><category><![CDATA[Vienna]]></category><category><![CDATA[Texas]]></category><category><![CDATA[Preparation H]]></category><category><![CDATA[Alabama]]></category><category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category><category><![CDATA[West Virginia]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arlington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Beverley Sharp]]></category><category><![CDATA[Brendan Beary]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chicago]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris Rollins]]></category><category><![CDATA[Christopher Lamora]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cumberland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dan Ramish]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dave Prevar]]></category><category><![CDATA[David Kleinbard]]></category><category><![CDATA[Don Imus]]></category><category><![CDATA[Edward Gorey]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ellen Raphaeli]]></category><category><![CDATA[Falls Church]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gainesville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Germantown]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gettysburg]]></category><category><![CDATA[Guantanamo Bay]]></category><category><![CDATA[Hollywood]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jay Shuck]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jersey City]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jimmy Hoffa]]></category><category><![CDATA[John McCain]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jon Reiser]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kelton Vincent]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kim Zelonis]]></category><category><![CDATA[Macon (Georgia)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mae Scanlan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Marc Naimark]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michael Platt]]></category><category><![CDATA[Michael Richards]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minneapolis]]></category><category><![CDATA[Nancy Pelosi]]></category><category><![CDATA[North Adams]]></category><category><![CDATA[Paul Bunyan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Phil Frankenfeld]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ralph Scott]]></category><category><![CDATA[Riyadh]]></category><category><![CDATA[Rockville]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russ Taylor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Seth Brown]]></category><category><![CDATA[Somerville (Massachusetts)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Springfield]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tom Witte]]></category><category><![CDATA[Waynesboro]]></category><category><![CDATA[Cuba]]></category><category><![CDATA[Iraq]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Taliban]]></category><category><![CDATA[United States]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chantilly (Virginia)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Hilton Hotels Corporation]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 756: Mess With Our Heads ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/03/14/AR2008031401891.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/03/14/AR2008031401891.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ Penguin Book Ban Reconsidered 'Aw, Let the Poor Birds Read if They Want,' Zookeeper Pleads ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[756:]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mess]]></category><category><![CDATA[With]]></category><category><![CDATA[Our]]></category><category><![CDATA[Heads]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jeff Brechlin]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minnesota]]></category><category><![CDATA[Eagan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Falls Church]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Matthew Davis]]></category><category><![CDATA[Maxine Taylor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sandro Botticelli]]></category><category><![CDATA[Japan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
<item><title><![CDATA[ Week 755: Take Another 'Whack ]]></title><link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/03/07/AR2008030701848.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/03/07/AR2008030701848.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 00:00:00 EST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ Lusted-after Style Invitational arugula: What we're considering for an alternative Honorable Mention prize ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Post]]></dc:creator><category><![CDATA[Week]]></category><category><![CDATA[755:]]></category><category><![CDATA[Take]]></category><category><![CDATA[Another]]></category><category><![CDATA['Whack]]></category><category><![CDATA[Google Inc.]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chuck Smith]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jeff Brechlin]]></category><category><![CDATA[The Washington Post Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[Alexandria]]></category><category><![CDATA[Anne Paris]]></category><category><![CDATA[Georgetown]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ira Allen]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jay Shuck]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kevin Dopart]]></category><category><![CDATA[Pam Sweeney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russ Taylor]]></category><category><![CDATA[Russell Beland]]></category><category><![CDATA[Tom Murphy]]></category><category><![CDATA[Vienna]]></category><category><![CDATA[Burke]]></category><category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minnesota]]></category><category><![CDATA[Oldsmobile Motor Company]]></category><category><![CDATA[OnStar Corporation]]></category><category><![CDATA[Amy Winehouse]]></category><category><![CDATA[Annapolis (Maryland)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Arlington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Aswan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Barbara Turner]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bethesda]]></category><category><![CDATA[Beverley Sharp]]></category><category><![CDATA[Chris Doyle]]></category><category><![CDATA[Dave Prevar]]></category><category><![CDATA[David Kleinbard]]></category><category><![CDATA[Drew Bennett]]></category><category><![CDATA[Eagan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Fairbanks (Alaska)]]></category><category><![CDATA[Germantown]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gregory Dunn]]></category><category><![CDATA[Havana]]></category><category><![CDATA[Horace LaBadie]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jacob Aldridge]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jersey City]]></category><category><![CDATA[Jim McClellan]]></category><category><![CDATA[Johann Sebastian Bach]]></category><category><![CDATA[Judith Cottrill]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kensington]]></category><category><![CDATA[Kurt Riefner]]></category><category><![CDATA[Los Angeles]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mike Pool]]></category><category><![CDATA[Minneapolis]]></category><category><![CDATA[Olney]]></category><category><![CDATA[Paris]]></category><category><![CDATA[Paul Kocak]]></category><category><![CDATA[Springfield]]></category><category><![CDATA[Stephen Dudzik]]></category><category><![CDATA[Steve Fahey]]></category><category><![CDATA[Syracuse]]></category><category><![CDATA[Takoma Park]]></category><category><![CDATA[Wichita]]></category><category><![CDATA[Australia]]></category><category><![CDATA[Egypt]]></category><category><![CDATA[Bowie (Maryland)]]></category><category><![CDATA[New York]]></category><category><![CDATA[Washington, DC]]></category></item>
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