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November 30, 2008
For the Naughty
Save The Real Presents For All The Good Little Boys And Girls. Dave Barry Has Some Great Ideas For Everyone Else
Dave's Unconditional Lifetime Warranty: If you purchase any of these gift items, and at any time during your lifetime you experience any kind of problem whatsoever with the item, simply place it in its original container and toss it in a dumpster. We will take it from there.
