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FAMILY FILMGOER

By Jane Horwitz
Special to The Washington Post
Friday, October 27, 2000
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Also Playing
Kids 5 and Older
"Digimon: The Movie."(PG). Feature based on hit TV toon puts
cyber-savvy kids in adventures with Digital Monsters, or Digimon, that
materialize via computers, turn from cuddly pets into good or evil
monsters, do battle, eat Internet data, launch missiles in incoherent
kid flick that looks like wallpaper. More violent than G-rated
"Pokemon" features; toilet humor.
PG-13s
"Bedazzled." Brendan Fraser as nerdy computer techie, Elizabeth Hurley as Devil who offers seven wishes in return for his soul in funny, slick mainstream remake of 1967 British cult hit. Crude comic sexual innuendo; occasional profanity; gag with Fraser as Abraham Lincoln facing John Wilkes Booth at Ford's Theatre.
"Pay It Forward." Haley Joel Osment, Kevin Spacey, Helen Hunt in
affecting but clumsily plotted, miserably ended fable of boy who tries
to start a good-deed movement and also pair up his alcoholic mom and
physically, emotionally scarred social studies teacher. Alcoholism,
drug addiction, school violence; adult characters recall childhood
abuse; profanity; racial slur; mild sexual situation; burn scars. No
preteens.
R's
"A Time for Drunken Horses." Beautiful Iranian film about
orphaned children in Kurdish village brother risks his life smuggling
goods, sister accepts arranged marriage, all to help their handicapped
sibling, in wrenching tale of hardship, courage, love. Poverty,
illness, ill treatment of animals. Teens curious about the world.
"Billy Elliot." Delightful film about 11-year-old boy in northern
English coal-mining town who feels need to dance and ballet teacher
who sees his talent and fights with his dad and brother striking
miners with macho attitudes to let him do it. Strong profanity;
violent family arguments; miners' strike mayhem; drinking, smoking;
homophobic slurs against male dancers. Teens.
"The Yards." Grim, tense, wonderfully acted Dostoevskian fable with
Mark Wahlberg as well-meaning ex-con quickly embroiled in crooked
family business, civic corruption. With Joaquin Phoenix, James Caan,
Ellen Burstyn, Faye Dunaway. Gun, knife, fist violence; strong
profanity; drinking, smoking; mild sexual situation; partial nudity.
High-schoolers.
"Two Family House." Charming, warm story of 1950s Staten Island
about lovable loser with nagging wife who buys rundown house with
plans to open a tavern and live above it, but finds he can't evict a
destitute Irish woman with her mixed-race baby. Racial, ethnic slurs;
explicit sexual situation; adultery theme; profanity; drinking,
smoking. High-schoolers.
"Stardom." Intermittently effective, overly glib satire of
instant-fame, tell-all TV culture traces career of naive supermodel
from small-town Canadian roots to jet-set life as she's exploited by
one man after another. Toplessness; crude sexual slang; strong
profanity; toilet humor; smoking, drinking. High-schoolers.
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"The Little Vampire" (PG, 94 minutes)
"The Little Vampire" proves a charming adventure for kids 7 or 8
and older, with a witty script that turns the vampire myth on its
(pointy) ear, whimsical design, and a first-rate cast. It's not for
tots because the vampires first appear quite fierce and hungry. Also,
the young, non-vampire hero (adorable Jonathan Lipnicki) receives a
dead mouse as a gift and is locked in a tomb, both scary moments.
Cows fly (and dung splatters), plus there are schoolyard bullies and
a crazed vampire killer. Even for some kids over 8, the subject
matter may be too creepy.
Based on children's books by German writer Angela
Sommer-Bodenburg, "The Little Vampire" tells of 9-year-old Tony
(Lipnicki) who has moved to Scotland with his folks. At school he's
beset by bullies. At night, he dreams of vampires. Then a bat flies
through his window when he's awake and morphs into a boy, Rudolph,
who's a 300-year-old vampire. Now Tony has a new friend who can take
him flying. He lets Rudolph's family sleep in the basement. They
drink cow's blood, not human's, and hope to become mortal again.
Tony's dreams hold the key.
"Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2" (R, 90 minutes)
In this disappointing sequel, the violence that occurred off-camera
in the 1999 low-budget original appears in graphic, bloody form here.
"Blair Witch 2" tries to take the cheeky "Scream" approach but
fizzles. It opens with a disclaimer that it's a "fictionalized
re-enactment of events that occurred after release of 'The Blair Witch
Project,'‚" a case in which "violent art has inspired real-life
violence."
Though many teens and preteens will want to see it, the movie isn't
appropriate for pre-high-schoolers. In addition to profane dialogue,
there are hallucinations and flashbacks showing knives in the gut,
smashed heads, hangings, miscarriages, a sexual situation, and nudity,
along with drinking and drugs. The story follows five young "Blair
Witch" fans so obsessed with the first film that they sign up for a
trek in the woods to study the locale. They perhaps fall victim to
group hysteria and murder.
"Lucky Numbers" (R, 108 minutes)
A cynical, longwinded comedy about cheating on the lottery, "Lucky
Numbers" scores a few good laughs. That's because stars John Travolta
and Lisa Kudrow have a great time playing a pair of local TV
personalities, neither one a brain trust. But the movie takes such a
condescending tone toward its middle-American setting that no
character escapes looking dumb, which sours the experience.
Inappropriate for teens younger than high school age, "Lucky Numbers"
contains profanity, a sexual situation, occasionally lethal violence
played for comedy, and use of marijuana, liquor and cigarettes.
Even for high-schoolers, this story of middle-aged people lurching
after lottery loot may have limited appeal. Based on an actual 1980
Pennsylvania scandal, "Lucky Numbers" follows TV weatherman Russ
Richards (Travolta), who's nearly broke. Desperate, he conspires
with his girlfriend, amoral TV lotto girl, Crystal (Kudrow), to rig
the lottery and keep the winnings. Stupidity + greed = disaster, of
course.
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