Celebritology by Liz Kelly: Lizzies Edition

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1. Celebrity most likely to be insignificant if it weren't for the paparazzi and celebrity tabloids/blogs?
a. Kevin Federline
b. Paris Hilton
c. Nicole Richie
d. Lindsay Lohan
e. Janice Dickinson
f. Taylor Hicks

2. Most inane comment, demonstrating complete self absorption and cluelessness:
a. Britney Spears on driving with infant Sean Preston on her lap: "I can't go anywhere without someone judging me. You know. I did it with my dad. I'd sit on his lap and I'd drive. We're country."
b. Kevin Federline on child rearing: "My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit."
c. Paris Hilton on cigarettes: "Smoking is so sexy. It's like so cool how you all smoke everywhere in the U.K."
d. Tom Cruise jokes about Scientology births and the then-anticipated birth of his child with Katie Holmes: "I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. Iím going to eat the cord and the placenta right there."

3. Most fascinating and/or anticipated celebrity train wreck of the year?
a. Tomkat pregnancy and birth hype.
b. Brangelina pregnancy and birth hype.
c. Britney Spears: Motherhood (driving with Sean Preston on her lap), marriage (trouble in K-Fed paradise) and image.
d. Kevin Federline's rap "career."
e. Paul McCartney/Heather Mills separation and allegations about Heather's past.
f. Julia Roberts' much maligned Broadway debut.
g. Sharon Stone's "Basic Instinct II" comeback.
h. The very anticipated "Da Vinci Code" doesn't live up to the hype.
i. Charlie Sheen/Denise Richards/Heather Locklear/Richie Sambora/David Spade love pentagram.
j. Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey divorce.
k. Isaac Hayes leaves "South Park" because of jabs at Scientology.
l. Naomi Campbell beans an employee with cell phone.
m. Axl Rose/Tommy Hilfiger fist fight in New York club.

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