1) What disturbing behavior was former Bronco Clinton Portis exhibiting before the opening kickoff?
Throwing T-shirts to the crowd
Exchanging handshake hugs with several Broncos
Adjusting cup ? with left foot
Practicing 'cabbage patch' end zone dance

2) It was learned during Sunday's broadcast that how many official NFL footballs are brought to every NFL game?
72
54
36
24

3) What Washington defensive player whiffed on the tackle that allowed Denver's Tatum Bell to scamper 34 yards for the game's first touchdown?
Sean Taylor
Cornelius Griffin
Renaldo Wynn
Phillip Daniels

4) What kind of pills were Fox color analyst Bill Maas reaching for after witnessing a particularly brutal third-period hit?
Dones
NoDoz
Viagra
Cialas

5) Why exactly did Joe Gibbs have a clear plastic bag covering his clipboard during Sunday's downpour in Denver?
Childhood fear of lamination
Takes 'Old School' much, much too literally
Keeping crackers dry for halftime snack
To preserve code for 'fumblerooski' play

6) The Redskins lost for the first time when this particular milestone or statistic was reached, or not reached, Sunday. What was it?
Mark Brunell throws for more than 300 yards
The Redskins total zero sacks
Clinton Portis runs for more than 100 yards
The Redskins are penalized 10 or more times

7) Who broke up Mark Brunell's two-point conversion pass attempt in the final minute?
LB Ian Gold
S John Lynch
DT Gerard Warren
DE Trevor Pryce

8) The Redskins acquired three starters for their offense in the offseason. What is the current combined record of their former teams?
4-4
6-8
9-5
7-9

9) What American icon could be seen being impersonated by a rather hefty Bronco fan at the start of the fourth quarter?
Aquaman
Barbara Bush
Hillary Clinton
Elvis

10) Who was the Redskins' starting quarterback the last time a Joe Gibbs-coached team trekked out to Denver to play the Broncos?
Doug Williams
Mark Rypien
Jay Schroeder
Stan Humphries

11) The overbearingly mediocre Jake Plummer is sporting a beard so freakish looking that it makes him look like whom?
The Unibomber
Dan Fouts
Someone from 'Deliverance'
Rosie O'Donnell