1) How many times has Clinton Portis failed to average at least 4.0 yards per carry in a game this season, including Sunday's 87-yard effort against San Diego?
Three times
Four times
Six times
Eight times

2) Sean Taylor prompted CBS color analyst Randy Cross to exclaim what after Taylor forced a LaDainian Tomlinson fumble by blowing up Chargers' fullback Lorenzo Neal?
"He's an all-day sucker."
"Taylor is a runaway train without a caboose."
"I'd hate to be Neal's chiropractor."
"Neal's spine must look like a bag of Utz."

3) LaVar Arrington earned one of his patented, cheap-shot unnecessary roughness penalties by stiff-arming what Charger after the whistle had blown in the first-quarter?
Tight end Antonio Gates
Receiver Reche Caldwell
Center Nick Hardwick
Tackle Roman Oben

4) How many possessions did both teams combine for during a chaotic and offensively inept first quarter Sunday?
Four
Five
Six
Seven

5) Okay, Joe Gibbs is now 0-8 against the AFC in his second tour as the Redskins head coach. So who was the last AFC team Gibbs dropped a loss on?
Seattle
Denver
Buffalo
Jacksonville

6) In a declaration with overtones of a randy schoolboy crush, CBS's Randy Cross was somehow compelled to declare of this Redskin: "He's going to be a full-fledged star in the NFL"?
Patrick Ramsey
Carlos Rogers
Jason Campbell
Antonio Brown

7) Who did LaDainian Tomlinson shed like a used tissue on his game-winning touchdown run in overtime?
Sean Taylor
Ryan Clark
Marcus Washington
Walt Harris

8) Who performed his best "Leaping" Lanny Poffo impersonation with a takedown of a Charger defender on the Redskins' final possession, resulting in a backbreaking holding penalty?
Casey Rabach
Chris Samuels
Clinton Portis
Rock Cartwright

9) According to Randy Cross, what play do the Redskins run "wonderfully?"
The sweep
Curl route to Chris Cooley
Flanker screen
Quarterback roll out

10) How many passes did Mark Brunell complete in the game's final 18 minutes?
Seven
Nine
Five
Two

11) Who might the Redskins want to bring in for a tryout at tight end in light of Robert "Salad Tongs Hands" Royal's excessive drops Sunday?
Gary
Edward Scissorhands
Kellen Winslow … Sr.
Clint Didier