By Dan Hargett washingtonpost.com Correspondent Web Posted: Sunday, Sept. 19, 2004; 7:56 p.m. EDT
2) On Washington's first touchdown in the opening quarter, how did Fox's Chris Collinsworth characterize the Giants coverage, or lack of it? "A joke" "Embarrassing" "An unfathomable mistake" "Inexcusable"
3) How many consecutive times had Clinton Portis carried the ball before coughing it up the first time Sunday? 249 628 144 227
4) To add insult to injury to the viewing audience, this apparent Giants fan was seen disguised as what frightening fictional character during Sunday's broadcast? Mrs. Doubtfire Bozo the Clown Beetle Juice Tom Coughlin
5) What apparatus did Fox's Joe Buck suggest the head referee might have left his house with instead of his microphone when it malfunctioned in the third quarter? Electric razor A home arrest ankle bracelet His Star Trek phaser The garage door opener
6) After Portis fumbled for the second time Sunday, who was he compared to by the Fox announcers? (And quite unfavorably, we may add). Former Redskins running back Kelvin Bryant George Costanza Sykes, the one-armed man from The Fugitive Tiki Barber
7) Taking a much-needed step away from Sunday's infuriating debacle, whom did Aikman say was the NFL's best receiver, in his book, during the broadcast? Randy Moss Torry Holt Laveranues Coles Terrell Owens
8) What NFL quarterback, present or former, did Collinsworth say the Giants' Kurt Warner reminded him of Sunday? Peyton Manning Eli Manning Kurt Warner Joe Namath
9) With Sunday's loss, Joe Gibbs's career record against the Giants falls to 12-14. What happens to be Gibbs's longest losing streak vs. the Giants? Three Six Seven Four
10) Wide receiver Rod Gardner tallied two dropped passes and an illegal shift penalty Sunday. What measures should Gardner take to correct his weekly mistake-fest? Take an Elmer's Glue pregame sauna Hire Bill Buckner's sports psychologist Leave tickets for Tony Robbins Have third arm surgically attached
11) New York guard Chris Snee, whose father-in-law is dictatorial head coach Tom Coughlin, incurred three false-start penalties Sunday. What disciplinary steps should Coughlin take to bring his son-in-law in step with the program? Take away extra gravy privileges at family dinner gatherings Make Snee drink from dog dish in three-point stance Install an 8 p.m. curfew in the Snee household Force Snee to clean gutters after clipping Coughlin's hedges
